velocitroper

I'm just here for the weather, webcomics, politics, and puns. Alliterations are also acceptable. Block nazis, white robes, and redhats.

[velocitroper @velocitroper]

(Ainnobodygottime4dat dot gif)

"Trump's cameo in Home Alone 2 was cut in 2014 to save time, CBC explains" https://t.co/6DiZXb5z2S

[Patriot Fifi- Stand up-Speak out! 🇺🇲 📢 @katywh20]

@cassandra17lina Nixon's stuff was on tapes. Trump does his by tweet and right out in the open and then wonders why he's being impeached

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This has to be the longest call back in webcomic history. I don't even think 8-Bit Theater is close.

Brussels Sprouts Mandela Effect https://t.co/KzlyvXvObN

[Walton County Fire Rescue @WCFRFL]

COLD WEATHER SHELTER TO OPEN IN WALTON COUNTY

🗺 WHERE? 🧭
DeFuniak Springs Community Center
361 North 10th St
DFS, FL 32433

📅 WHEN? ⏰
Tonight @ 5:30 PM

❄️WHY?🥶
@NWSTallahassee predicting temps to drop below 40° tonight.

@nwfdailynews @WMBBTV @WJHG_TV @weartv @WZEPAM1460

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@rstevens I soy what u did there

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I just sat down to eat some wings when I read this

[★ albs ★ @albertoutspoken]

Black people wil have a plate full of unhealthy ass food talmbout “dear lord let this food nourish our bodies” 😭

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@roywoodjr Mattress One run by Decepticons in real life tho

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I wanna shuffle em like cards

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@rstevens She seems like more of a grappler to me
#MetronomicManMasher

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☝🏿
*....And your cows.

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Population: Nice

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@OhNoSheTwitnt He has a thing 4 black markers tho?

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#RaiderNation
Raiders:
<Have a legit shot at playoffs>
Me:

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Republicans call Lt. Col. Vindman an unelected bureaucrat. But they’re fine with Sean Hannity taking a role in our foreign policy.

[velocitroper @velocitroper]

A CNN headline: 'The flat-Earth conspiracy is spreading around the globe. Does it hide a darker core?'
😂😂🤣🤣

[Propane Jane™ 🔥💣 @docrocktex26]

Receipts on the “religious right”: https://t.co/9AL74S0FuD

[Propane Jane™ 🔥💣 @docrocktex26]

Stop falling for the GOP’s fakery and hypocritical feigned outrage. They don’t need hoods, sheets or burning crosses, a red MAGA hat and the hateful vote that accompanies it are sufficiently explanatory. https://t.co/fdGuMVQ1gh

[Daniel Radosh @danielradosh]

Satire is Impossible Now: A play in 3 acts

[Rachana @RachuDM]

This is HUGE!

Democrats are continuing to fight for fair elections and voting rights across the country.

[Angry Asian American #MakeFloridaGreatAgain @AngryandAsian]

https://t.co/A3D1xFrcU9

The Apalachicola River Basin MUST remain protected.

Rep. Jason Shoaf (R) CEO of natural gas company, protects our "Christian values" but is willing to poison YOUR drinking water! 😲

🚫 drilling! #FlaPol

@BigBend4RyanT
@ApalachRiver
@AngelaGreenTV