;)

I am a 2-year-old’s chauffeur.

[;) @velourcherub]

I hope my future children aren't fucking assholes and sell all my vinyl on eBay when I die. I'll haunt their asses.

[Politically inCORRECT @sportsontheTre]

@thehill

[ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋᴀʏᴛʀᴀɴᴀᴅᴀ @chaclobro]

This got deleted but it’s relevant again

[sweet treat @hooisyoo]

YALL WENT TO THE COURT FOR A MARRIAGE LICENSE BUT COULDNT RUN DOWN THE HALL AND PUT HIS NAME ON THE RAPIST ROLL???

[;) @velourcherub]

I bought a hollow heart-shaped paddle & all I can say is fire 🔥

[prance @bocxtop]

My grandpa is 84 and half blind, probably gonna be the last time he’s able to vote for a president so I was honored to help him do his ballot. He asked me to cast his vote for Biden but I figured that’s probably the dementia talking so I put Bernie down instead. Not Me, Us baby

[Sasha @sashamcfarlane_]

God adding ‘easily irritated’ in me

[🇬🇾🇬🇾 @MickieshaTimlyn]

😂😂

[Raphael Rashid @koryodynasty]

As @jeeabbeylee points out, these COVID-19 tests are FREE. Anyone can get tested.

[Raphael Rashid @koryodynasty]

South Korea has gone through over 10,000 COVID-19 tests today. People who have any slightest of symptoms (or not) can even get themselves tested at these testing drive-thru stations. The whole process takes 10 mins.

I'm in awe.

Footage via MBC.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

If your state votes Tuesday, show up to vote for a Green New Deal. Vote to make health care a right. Vote to abolish cash bail. Vote to cancel all student debt. Vote for universal free child care. Vote for disability rights.

Together, that's what we will accomplish.

[Ivie Ani @ivieani]

Hoes mad

[;) @velourcherub]

Thinking about Bella Hadid’s tits.

[;) @velourcherub]

@moonrivver @_pobrecita Wtf how are we all Pisces lol
Happy bday!!!!!

[slim straightedge @xcountryvboy]

this makes me extremely uncomfortable

[Brown Girl Archaeologist✨ @ms_self_dstruct]

I graduated from UC Berkeley in 2017. I’ll never forget walking across that stage with my son. I was SO excited to continue my education at UCSC. Sadly, my son and I have suffered so much for this PhD, so I spoke up. I told the UC we’re not surviving. They fired me. #cola4all

[;) @velourcherub]

@losangelessad @tlanezregina Same here. We’ll all be glowing with our SOL body shimmer while looking extra hot in our bathing suits 👙