Cheetah Punkerton

Destroyer of normalcy, compulsive cassette rewinder/tab refresher/tea hoarder. #LibraryLife

[Cheetah Punkerton @Velourian]

@Screamales See y'all in a bit

[Cheetah Punkerton @Velourian]

@Screamales Welcome back my goonies

[Cheetah Punkerton @Velourian]

@Screamales @scsowley Toughest road warriors in da game 🚐💨

[Cheetah Punkerton @Velourian]

@Screamales @AppleMusic I have risen from Twitter death just to say this rules 🤘💀

[alex norris @sillyalexnorris]

why do you care

[Cheetah Punkerton @Velourian]

Keep DIY alive in FW https://t.co/oSPImMAXP2

[Screaming Females @Screamales]

Excellent DIY venue @1919hemphill is being harassed by Alt-Right shitheads. Help out! https://t.co/I0oOmuRtNO https://t.co/KLp6ntxlRz

[Bud Kennedy / #ReadLocal @BudKennedy]

Fort Worth. (at @SewellLexusFW)

[Cheetah Punkerton @Velourian]

S/o to all you lucky fuckers partying with @Sleater_Kinney tonight. Pour one for the rest of us ����

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

Twitter, Dec. 2015: hey CVS .....long receipts much?? 😂
Twitter, Dec. 2016: I hope my family is in the blast zone & we die instantly

[Cheetah Punkerton @Velourian]

@galaxygeekcat And she hasn't missed a beat! Kids these days should take heed, they might learn a thing or two.

[Cheetah Punkerton @Velourian]

Google suggestions on point tonight

[Cheetah Punkerton @Velourian]

Whoever invented scented hand sanitizer ought to tarred and feathered.

[Cheetah Punkerton @Velourian]

Not sure that's a good thing. https://t.co/RBZCMW89dD

[Texas Monthly @TexasMonthly]

Near Southside is Fort Worth's version of Austin's South Congress, says @BudKennedy. https://t.co/nsNX0KI1Ym

[Cheetah Punkerton @Velourian]

I can reuse my Japanese woodblocks calendar again in 2044, assuming it doesn't get burned for warmth during the nuclear winter ⏳

[Cheetah Punkerton @Velourian]

This has been the warmest and yet one of the coldest Christmases ever.

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

BREAKING: #GeorgeMichael has died at the age of 53 https://t.co/fnOWId43fs

[Cheetah Punkerton @Velourian]

It wouldn't be a Feliz Nochebuena unless mom talks on the phone with at least 300 relatives from Mexico.

[Cheetah Punkerton @Velourian]

Bought buñuelos at Fiesta bc idgaf anymore.