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[velours 👾 @velours001]

N3on and Yera in ONE elevator was a bad idea 😭💀

Packed elevator, cameras flashing, girls everywhere… and then the camera cuts to N3on in the hallway explaining himself to a girl who's NOT buying it 👀

[velours 👾 @velours001]

N3on just got OUT-partied 💀😳

Huge crowd, lights everywhere, and the energy king of the night wasn't him… it was the silver-haired queen dancing next to him 👑🔥

[velours 👾 @velours001]

The moment Clavicular realized everybody was about to see THIS 😭

Late night, pool lights on, whole crew watching the big screen, and then the clip from earlier that day comes on 👀 he's covering his mouth tryna hold it together

some things should've stayed off camera 💀

[velours 👾 @velours001]

Remember when a SLAP turned into a $50K boxing match on Kick? 😳

Prime slapped Jack Doherty, Jon Zherka took it personal, and Adin Ross said "settle it in the ring" 🥊 3 rounds later they're shaking hands… but nobody can agree who actually won

the most chaotic week Kick ever had 💀

[velours 👾 @velours001]

Bro really thought it was just a "friendly spar" 💀

Jon Zherka said "relax i'm going light" and 2 mins later homie's sitting there checking if his head's still attached 😭🥊 whole room went dead silent

Kick streams are NOT for the weak fr

[velours 👾 @velours001]

Bro's face says EVERYTHING 😭💀

N3on's mansion party got out of hand FAST… the guy in the ski mask was judging the girls like it's a contest, and homie on the couch just could NOT handle it 😳

[velours 👾 @velours001]

Something HAPPENED between Jon Zherka and Prime before this clip… and nobody's talking about it 👀

Prime walks into Zherka's house, goes straight for him, and it's nose to nose in the kitchen within seconds 😳 then his boys step in and the whole crib turns into a warzone 💀

[velours 👾 @velours001]

Bro really thought it was just a "friendly spar" 💀

Jon Zherka said "relax i'm going light" and 2 mins later homie's sitting there checking if his head's still attached 😭🥊 whole room went dead silent

Kick streams are NOT for the weak fr

[velours 👾 @velours001]

Rooftop pool party turned into a UFC prelim real quick 💀

Clavicular was out here vibin and next thing you know two dudes are locked up on the floor and the whole crew is tryna pry them apart 😭 bro was NOT letting go of that headlock

Miami nights hit different fr 🌴🥊

[velours 👾 @velours001]

N3on got ADOPTED by the whole gas station

One second he’s posing, next second he’s dancing with a Cavs jersey OG like they been homies for 20 years.

Jamaica ate him alive

[velours 👾 @velours001]

Bro really thought it was just a "friendly spar" 💀

Jon Zherka said "relax i'm going light" and 2 mins later homie's sitting there checking if his head's still attached 😭🥊 whole room went dead silent

Kick streams are NOT for the weak fr

[velours 👾 @velours001]

Kick streamer Clavicular just casually pulled up the before pics

Then dropped “my peptides” like it’s nothing

The real glow-up was never the gym 😭

[velours 👾 @velours001]

N3on just got INITIATED by Sean Paul
he sniffed a vinyl like it was a $10k bag and now he thinks he’s a real one 😭

[velours 👾 @velours001]

Someone put him in GTA and it fixed NOTHING

Still the most locked-in NPC in the building 😭

Mission passed. He didn’t even know it started.

[velours 👾 @velours001]

The guy in the cap barely reacted at first
Then the plan hit different 😳

By second 21 he grabbed that hat like “mission complete” 💀

[velours 👾 @velours001]

Someone put him in GTA and it fixed NOTHING

Still the most locked-in NPC in the building 😭

Mission passed. He didn’t even know it started.

[velours 👾 @velours001]

Fired the smartest AI from coding and gave it 3 questions per task.

It was never supposed to drive.

Most people run 1 agent at max effort for everything. It reads 40 files, greps docs, and fixes a typo, all with the same expensive brain.

By Wednesday, the weekly limit is gone.

Here's the setup that stops it.

Part 1. The boss: Opus 5.5 on high

It has 2 jobs: write the plan, then review the result.

It doesn't touch the code, and it doesn't run a single test.

Part 2. The hands: 3 subagents on medium

Explorer reads the code.
Worker makes the edits and runs the tests.
Researcher looks up the docs.
All 3 run at once, each in its own context window. The boss only sees what comes back.

Part 3. The advisor: Fable on call

The strongest model sits outside the loop. It speaks only when asked.

It gets asked at 3 moments:

Before a plan gets picked

When the same error shows up twice

Before anyone says "done"
That's 3 calls instead of 300.

Part 4. The return: back to high

The hands report in. The boss reads every diff and checks it against the plan. Nothing ships before that.

Before:
1 model, 1 context, and every token burned at max.

After:
1 boss, 3 hands, and 1 advisor, each running at the effort its job actually needs.

Grunt work runs on medium. Judgment runs on high. The genius stays quiet until it matters.
The agent files for all 3 subagents are in the reply.

Plan on high. Delegate on medium. Keep the genius on call.
If this was useful, follow.

[velours 👾 @velours001]

Jev picked Opus 5.5 at 0.71 confidence to fix 1 Rust bug and the host checked it anyway.

The prompt: fix the parser bug in src/parse.rs.

keel, the host, builds the menu first. 5 routes. 2 die before anyone chooses.

codex · high. Provider not installed.
gemini-pro · xhigh. Reasoning level unsupported.
Jev gets 3 IDs. No commands. No prose.

It scores them:

Opus 5.5 medium: 0.71
DeepSeek V4 high: 0.22
Opus 5.5 low: 0.05
Abstain: 0.02

That last line looks like a rounding error. It isn't.
Jev returns 1 line of typed JSON. The host runs 5 checks anyway. Offered. Installed. Level supported. Route still current. No pinned route.
The rule on screen: choice is not permission. Confidence grants nothing.
Then 7 more decisions. Each one opens 1 tool bundle, nothing else.

Inspect. grep "unexpected EOF".
Edit. +6, −2.
Tests. 1 failing: nested_brackets.
Edit rejected. The schema changed since the pick. Bundle rebuilt.
Edit. +3, −1.
Tests. 42 passed.
Answer. 0 tools admitted.

Task 2: rename util to helpers. The user pinned DeepSeek. Jev is skipped. The session isn't rerouted.

Task 3. Jev scores the routes 0.34, 0.33, 0.33.

It abstains. The task falls back to the user's original route.

Every pick leaves a receipt. Candidates. Choice. Validation. Outcome: 42 tests passed. 1 line reads "not stored: private chain-of-thought."
Nothing changes on its own. Receipt, then scenario, then replay, then a human clicks approve. Old version kept. Rollback ready.
0.71 still gets checked. 0.34 gets refused. That's the whole design.

[velours 👾 @velours001]

13.7 seconds. Let me pull frames.$765 a month turned into $3.02 after 1 change to a Claude Code loop.

Same loop. Same 600 decisions a night. Same PRs waiting in the morning.

The only thing that moved: who answers the small questions.

An overnight agent asks 3 questions over and over:

Is there anything to fix?
Is this command safe?
Is the goal done?

Every one goes to Claude. Every one ships ~4K tokens of state. Every one costs ~$0.04.
600 a night. 30 nights. $765 for answers that are mostly "no."

Part 1. The model that doesn't write

On September 15, TypeSafe AI came out of 2 years in stealth with a $40M seed led by DCVC.

The founder, Diogo Almeida, co-invented RLHF at OpenAI.

His model, Jev, doesn't generate text. You send state and a typed question. It sends back a calibrated probability.

3 question types:
Noul: yes or no, returns 0 to 1
Choice: picks 1 of up to 255 options
Score: places the input on your scale

$0.042 per 1M input tokens. Output is free. 70 to 500 ms per answer.

Part 2. The split
Triggers stay the same. A 5-minute schedule. A new commit. A new issue. A changed file.
3 gates move to Jev:
Triage → Noul: anything to fix?
Safety gate → Choice: allow / deny / ask
Stop condition → Noul: goal complete?

Claude only wakes up for real work. Fix the code. Run the tests. Open the PR with an explanation.

Nothing to do? The loop sleeps. Claude never gets called.

Part 3. The bill

Claude decides: $0.04 per decision → ~$765 a month
Jev decides: $0.00016 per decision → $3.02
Jev, batched questions: $0.00005 → $1.08

~100 ms per decision.

Before: Claude reads 4,000 tokens to say nothing changed.

After: Jev returns 1 number, and Claude stays asleep.

TypeSafe's own evals put Jev at ~445x cheaper than frontier models on decision tasks. Access is waitlist-only. Link in reply.
The model is named after William Stanley Jevons.

His paradox: make something cheaper, and people use far more of it.

Your agent was paying $765 a month to say no.

If this was useful - follow.

[Mr. Buzzoni @polydao]

https://t.co/hIl5jyrAQz

[velours 👾 @velours001]

Holy sh*t. Every cell in your body contains 2 meters of DNA, folded into a nucleus about 10 times thinner than a human hair.

And that's just the storage room.

Inside the same cell, tiny proteins called kinesins walk on two legs along protein cables, carrying cargo on their backs. 8 nanometers per step, up to about a hundred steps a second.

The cell's power plants, the mitochondria, were once free-living bacteria. Around 2 billion years ago one got swallowed and never left. They still carry their own DNA.

Rotary motors called ATP synthase spin to make fuel. Your body churns through roughly its own weight in ATP every day.

You have about 37 trillion of these cells.

None of them knows you exist. All of them are working for you anyway.

[velours 👾 @velours001]

Holy sh*t. An octopus has 9 brains, and most of its thinking doesn't happen in its head.

It has about 500 million neurons. Two-thirds of them sit in its arms.

Each arm can taste what it touches, make its own decisions and keep reacting even after it's cut off.

For scale: mapping a fruit fly brain, 139,255 neurons, took 33 person-years of human work.

An octopus has roughly 3,600 times more.

Nobody has mapped it yet. We still don't know how 8 semi-independent arms agree on where to go.

Yet this animal opens jars, escapes locked tanks and recognizes individual human faces.

It learns all of that alone. It never meets its parents.

Intelligence evolved at least twice on this planet. The second time, it chose eight arms.

[velours 👾 @velours001]

8.64 seconds beat Usain Bolt at Beijing's 2026 Robot Games

A different machine drew the hurdles.

Yellow foam. 30cm high. 1.1 meters apart.

The skinny unit stood on the blue track inside the Ice Ribbon. Phones up in the stands. An operator in a black polo held the remote and did not move.

Lane beside it: a white humanoid marked 45. Still. Waiting.

The thin one stepped. Stepped again. Lead leg clipped the first bar.

It folded at the waist.

Arms out. Chest into foam. Legs still cycling.

2,056 robots. 666 teams. 51 events. 5 days.

Same arena where a sprinter crossed 100 meters in 8.64 seconds and then could not stop.

The hurdle did not move.

They beat Bolt in a straight line.

The foam bar is still undefeated.

[velours 👾 @velours001]

Holy sh*t. Scientists mapped every single neuron in a fruit fly's brain, all 139,255 of them.

The whole brain is smaller than a poppy seed.

They cut it into about 7,000 slices, imaged each one at nanometer resolution, and let AI trace the wiring. Then humans spent 33 person-years fixing the AI's mistakes.

The result:

139,255 neurons.

54.5 million synapses.

8,453 cell types.

With that brain, a fly lands upside down on your ceiling, dodges your hand, finds food and remembers danger.

Companies have poured billions into drones that still struggle with half of that.

The fly does it on a drop of rotten banana.

[Spike 1% @SpikeCalls]

A dead fruit fly was sliced into 66 pieces. Now its 166,700 neurons are driving robots.

Nobody trained it, no dataset, no reward function, no GPU farm, just the wiring.

The fly took a second to die, but copying it took 7 microscopes running nonstop for a year, shaving it 1/10,000 of a hair at a time and photographing every layer before the next cut.

AI rebuilt it from the scraps, eyes to legs with the neck still attached, 124M synapses and 11,710 cell types, 44 years of human labor finished by machines.

Scientists first tried this in 2008 and guessed it would take 500 people 10 years.

Then the internet got the file and someone gave it a body.

Camera → fly eyes → 166,700 spiking neurons → descending neurons → motors.

One of those neurons is DNp01, the giant fiber, the cell that fires when your hand comes down.

Push an object at the camera and the looming detectors light up, so the robot swerves.

It took 0 training runs, just the same reflex that gets a fly out from under a swatter in 100 milliseconds.

Then came the control test, where they kept all 138,639 neurons and shuffled where the synapses connect.

The behavior died.

The intelligence was never in the neurons, it was in the map.

The fly is gone, but the flinch is still running.