Tiger Smith

wine, wimen, and song

[Tiger Smith @velvet_smith]

Good stuff here. If only it coulda worked on 1 of my Xwives!

[Tiger Smith @velvet_smith]

Lesson in cool #17, when #Dickpics requested, send these

[Tiger Smith @velvet_smith]

I guess this could've contributed #1stDivorce #Miscommunication

[Tiger Smith @velvet_smith]

I enjoy my liquor hard, and my women easy!

[Tiger Smith @velvet_smith]

My ex wife wore a peekaboo blouse on our honeymoon. I peaked then booed.

[Tiger Smith @velvet_smith]

Helpful advice. Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight! #MakeUpSex

[Tiger Smith @velvet_smith]

Women's panties might not be the "best" thing in the world, but "right next to it".

[Tiger Smith @velvet_smith]

@TheTalkCBS give trump break on bracelet. He's 1st prez that had real business prior office. #clintonwedding paid by #clintonfoundation

[Tiger Smith @velvet_smith]

Have a lady friend coming over tonight. #supermoon2016 or #PipeLayingMoon

[Tiger Smith @velvet_smith]

"Great hands,fights like warrior going to the hole, even in traffic"
my rep w/the ladies same as scout report for #Lebron

[Tiger Smith @velvet_smith]

Of all the lies I've told, "Just kidding!" is my favorite.

[Tiger Smith @velvet_smith]

@jimmyfallon what about some material on #HillaryClinton, enjoy the #Trump stuff, but not balanced. Neither will be good

[Tiger Smith @velvet_smith]

Attention all, my 3rd annual coed #NakedTwister tournament is this weekend. #RightFootYellow

[Tiger Smith @velvet_smith]

#GuyLesson 14, never ever sport a #manbun one exception: if you are pro soccer star, and spent nite with 2 supermodels

[Tiger Smith @velvet_smith]

True https://t.co/quKrZPmtQu

[Tiger Smith @velvet_smith]

Planning this with a little #daydrinking ! #weekendgoals

[Tiger Smith @velvet_smith]

With apologies to my coworkers. I too many tacos and beans last nite. 💣💥💩💨🚽

[Tiger Smith @velvet_smith]

Who says you can't mix work and play, #WeekendGoals l'll be #MowingGrass and #TrimmingAss

[Tiger Smith @velvet_smith]

My idea of the perfect #3some me and the two #FunGirlsfromMtPilot #HeyDoll

[Tiger Smith @velvet_smith]

Saw #MarieOsmond diet commercial sayin women carry their weight here*boobs & ass*dump the diet,I can help👐🏻😈#these2hands