vanessa

coffee drinker, dressmaker, and fun maker

[vanessa @velvetbird]

For 4+ years I forgot my twitter password/never reset it. What have I missed?

[vanessa @velvetbird]

Did anyone take advantage of that ray ban deal?

[vanessa @velvetbird]

@arrowandapple and now I'm laying on a mattress on the floor and eating donuts, soooo it was worth it

[vanessa @velvetbird]

@arrowandapple we did it! We moved! I only laid down face first on the floor to whine a few times last night 🎊🎉 2 day packing success!

[vanessa @velvetbird]

Moving in 12.5 hours... if I show you a picture of what's left to do you'll have nightmares tonight. So I will spare you.

[vanessa @velvetbird]

@arrowandapple and this is DEFINITELY more my style

[vanessa @velvetbird]

@arrowandapple that's what I needed to hear!! That's more our style 😁

[vanessa @velvetbird]

Don't worry, still haven't started packing yet. It's bad news that I've been left in charge of this so far...

[vanessa @velvetbird]

@karahaupt we had the BEST mailman when we lived closer to you!! I'm pretending it's who you're talking about. Move 5 blocks and he's gone!

[vanessa @velvetbird]

@karahaupt uhhh for real! I switched to a regular old drip machine 2 years ago and it's one of my wisest life choices

[vanessa @velvetbird]

We're moving in 2 weeks...I can barley do the dishes, remind me again how I'm supposed to pack? 😭

[vanessa @velvetbird]

@MsEmilyApple I just now saw this announcement, I literally am so excited I might vomit, ha ha. Time to plan our summer wardrobes 💁🏻

[vanessa @velvetbird]

We always ask remy every day what she dreamed about, 100% of the time she says "animals!" Today she said she flew with an owl😍@MsEmilyApple

[vanessa @velvetbird]

V: "what's Elsa's favorite food?"
R: "hmm... ice!"
V: "you think Elsa eats ice?"
R: "yes!"
V: "Anna's favorite food?"
R: "mac cheese!!!!!"

[vanessa @velvetbird]

P.s. Not that there's anything wrong with that!

[vanessa @velvetbird]

@mdchughes don't you say that! Ha ha

[vanessa @velvetbird]

@arrowandapple ha ha!! Where's me coffee robot!? Or remy has a play coffee maker, if she plays w/it enough she can make me the real thing?

[vanessa @velvetbird]

I think literally every person I know with a similarly aged child is pregnant right now! I would like to announce that I definitely am not 😂

[vanessa @velvetbird]

#33DaysofChristmasMovies: "Home Alone." I give it 5 out of 5 creative expletives from Kevin McCallister.

[vanessa @velvetbird]

#33DaysOfChristmasMovies: "A Christmas Story." I give it 4 out of 5 newsworthy yo-yo swallowing clodhoppers.