vmp1re

girl whatever

[vmp1re @velvtrr]

ppl who get 0 likes and still keep posting are built different.

[vmp1re @velvtrr]

goodmorning and fuck israel

[vmp1re @velvtrr]

i probably met the love of my life & told him to fuck off.

[vmp1re @velvtrr]

so cool that toothpaste changes color from white to red when you brush like how do they even do that

[vmp1re @velvtrr]

at the most fuckable age of my life and the only thing touching me is anxiety

[vmp1re @velvtrr]

the brain of an ovulating woman is 𝙙𝙞𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡.

[vmp1re @velvtrr]

i’ll never understand why resume gaps are treated like such a big deal, are people not allowed to not work????

[vmp1re @velvtrr]

fuck israel

[vmp1re @velvtrr]

can they make painkillers that actually kill pain

[vmp1re @velvtrr]

seriously, why do we poop so much on our periods?

[vmp1re @velvtrr]

whys it so embarrassing to tilt ur head back to finish drinking a canned drink

[vmp1re @velvtrr]

gotta act normal a baddie just followed me 😋

[vmp1re @velvtrr]

falling for smth i used to criticize

[vmp1re @velvtrr]

apparently you're not a stoner if you're
a woman. you're called a flower girl now

[vmp1re @velvtrr]

The brand name “Oral B” is just so funny to me. wtf does the B stands for.

[vmp1re @velvtrr]

0 likes wont stop me from posting

[vmp1re @velvtrr]

Whoever is supporting Spain today is my friend without introduction.

[vmp1re @velvtrr]

@parhloumahrukh

[$ @jxtsummer]

may your parents witness your success.

[emma @e___sterling]

you’re supposed to lie to your psychiatrist not your therapist