‘115 Movie’ Director Kane Parsons dicusses recent reception to his new film.
“I didn’t make this movie, why are you guys asking me about it. In fact I don’t think this [115 movie] even exists. Also how did you get into my house.”
Source: @charlieINTEL
(Austin Powers game tutorial level)
Austin: Wait a tick. When’s the last time I opened my shag bag?
Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press ⭕️ and check your inventory?
Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, don’t I? YEAH, BABY.
Normie couples once again slowly colonizing yet another one of the few safe space fandoms we poor incels have with their hecking wholesome loverino reddit slop.
You aint taking Worldle from the incel community this time buddy, we're willing to die to protect it from your people.
American kid on christmas day: Yay!!! Yoshi and the Mysterious Book!!! Thank u
Japanese kid: *pushes up glasses* Ah, "Yoshi and the Compendium of Whimsical Creatures", just as I requested. You have my gratitude, mother
I have never busted out laughing upon tasting anything before this moment. This is comically bad. This is beanboozled’s new rotten cereal milk flavor. It tastes like someone made a milkshake flavored with lemon scented floor cleaner. This straight up tastes like bugs.
Experimental post: The Time 5-Year-Old Supper Mario Broth Thought Luigi Was a Cryptid
I share a story from my personal life about the first time I encountered Luigi at the age of 5. Due to a combination of factors, I was unprepared for him and ended up believing he was a cryptid.