MisterX

[MICHELLE. @Chefdoo195]

💣🚨BREAKING: Zlatan To Ronaldo After Portugal Wass Eliminated From The World Cup.

Listen carefully. I’ve Patiently Waited For This Day….

🗣️Cristiano set the rules himself: “You’re not a legend until you win with your country.” Boom straight at Messi after 2014. The world cheered. Social media crowned him.

Then Zlatan watched.

Messi came back, won Copa América… twice. Suddenly: “Euro is bigger.”

🗣️Messi lifted the World Cup. New rule: “Only seven games, doesn’t count.” Cristiano even said a legend’s career can’t be defined by seven games. The same man who once said the World Cup would fulfill him.

Now he is 41. Portugal exits. New quote: “World Cup doesn’t define me.”

Zlatan laughs.

🗣️By your own law, Cristiano, you fall short. Five Ballons d’Or. One Euro. No World Cup. While Messi? He took everything, danced through generations, and never once needed to diminish anyone.

That is the difference.

One talked like a king.
The other played like a god… and left as the greatest.

Ibrahimović has spoken.

[MisterX @ven0mbullet]

@IHOP I don’t think what I asked for matches what I got 😅

[💎Azul YBlanco🥉🇸🇻 @ESPACIO2024]

Dominicano🇩🇴
le dedica una canción a @nayibbukele 🇸🇻

[Laura PocaSV @LauraPocaSV]

¿Y si hacemos magia 🥹?

Está humilde familia salvadoreña llevo a las afueras del estadio Mágico González a su pequeña princesita preciosa a disfrutar y bailar con @shakira

La pequeña bailó y disfrutó al máximo con mucho ritmo y alegría de la música de #Shakira

Aún faltan 3 conciertos!! X haz tu magia 🙌🏼

#ShakiraEnElSalvador #LMYNLWorldTour #LMYNLWorldTourElSalvador #LMYNLWorldTourCentroamerica

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Give Venezuela to @nayibbukele

Done.

[Jorge Manzanares 🇸🇻 @JorgeManzaSV]

Gran talento de la Policía de El Salvador. 🇸🇻😎

[💎Azul YBlanco🥉🇸🇻 @ESPACIO2024]

Está linda canción es dedicada a el presidente Nayb Bukele.

[Ilan Goldfajn @igoldfajn]

El Salvador 🇸🇻, ¡puedes contar con @el_BID!

El Salvador 🇸🇻 — you can count on @the_IDB!

[Nayib Bukele @nayibbukele]

Haha, some will love it, some won’t...

I’m in!

[Crazy Clips @crazyclips_]

I'd cut him loose for the acting job alone

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Move over Hawk Tuah girl @carolinebano @ChrisBarnes

[MisterX @ven0mbullet]

@elonmusk can we get a actual picture of earth please and thank you 🤓

[DR22 Ω 🪬🎭 @DejaRu22]

Confirmed fact:

Females retain a % of DNA from EVERY man she has ever slept with.

Logically speaking, the more guys she’s fornicated with, the less that the kid will look like you.

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

Margin Calls. 2pm

[🌏Odt 🌏 @Odtsaga]

@elonmusk The world won’t forget what #Putin did to #Ukraine 👊🏻💙💛☮️

[SpacGuru 👊 @SpacGuru]

Mic 🎤 drop $LCID

[cowboysnation ready to be hurt again @CowboysNation]

I have to say watching the game at an AMC Theater was pretty neat.

[Lucrative Lu @LucrativeLuApe]

After all this, 250k is too low.

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

THIS PICTURE SPEAKS VOLUMES!

$AMC #AMC #AMCSQUEEZE