aspiring garfield plushy impersonator

24|| hobbies include being sinister and lying|| backflip king of the tri-state area

[aspiring garfield plushy impersonator @venahteeah]

I know I almost never post my cosplays on here but I’m too proud of this one to pass it up #Transformers #Maccadams

[aspiring garfield plushy impersonator @venahteeah]

Devil Went Down to Georgia must have been crazy from the Devil’s perspective he did NOT know Johnny was gonna play in his face like that

[aspiring garfield plushy impersonator @venahteeah]

Because I’m too Linda
And then I’m too fucking Gene
You told me be like Bob
But I said Tina and Louise

[aspiring garfield plushy impersonator @venahteeah]

I spend every night blowing weed smoke on this spider in the hopes of granting him powers

[aspiring garfield plushy impersonator @venahteeah]

My mom’s so nervous watching the Ohio state game she’s started doing dishes, this isn’t a joke

[aspiring garfield plushy impersonator @venahteeah]

Living is hard and exhausting but if I stop doing it I won’t get to per more horses

[Wolf @wolfdetergent]

Cozy

[Jax Sheriff's Office @JSOPIO]

𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃 𝐖𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍: 𝐃𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬?
The Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office is actively searching for someone who may know who this elderly woman is. Around 1:20 p.m this afternoon, officers found her near Lindy Trail off Ricker Road. We’re trying to determine who she is and where her family might be so we can get her home safely.

She is 5’6” and 160 pounds. She has brown eyes and grey hair. She’s wearing a black bonnet, a black shirt, a multi-colored skirt, and white slides. She may be of Haitian descent. She may possibly have the last name “St. Louis”.

If you know who this woman is, call us at 904.630.0500. Please share this post so we can spread the word faster!

[aspiring garfield plushy impersonator @venahteeah]

No candy, this year every kid who comes to my door gets one (1) rip

[aspiring garfield plushy impersonator @venahteeah]

@whippedjack And if you hate them idk what you’re talking about and I’ve never played those games ever in my life. Only if you hate them though

[aspiring garfield plushy impersonator @venahteeah]

@whippedjack No but can I be honest I feel like you would love expidition 33 and Disco Elysium

[Lionel @GiantOmelette]

My current predicament.

[aspiring garfield plushy impersonator @venahteeah]

I hate when people say “here’s how I made _______” and the first step is have a 3D printer

[aspiring garfield plushy impersonator @venahteeah]

Turning 26 on Monday and losing health insurance, at least when I can’t afford antidepressants anymore I can watch @dropout when I’m sad

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

post-hangout affirmations

-i was normal
-there are at least 2 or 3 people alive
who are worse to spend time with
than me
-no one wants me to die
-nobody noticed when i missed my
mouth a little bit & spilled some diet
coke down my shirt

[aspiring garfield plushy impersonator @venahteeah]

Well I hope it’s about something normal and not at all perverted

[aspiring garfield plushy impersonator @venahteeah]

What I would change my name to if I was Benson Boone and I came out as nonbinary:

Themson Boone

Benthem Boone

Nonbenary Boone

Four

[aspiring garfield plushy impersonator @venahteeah]

I think getting kicked in the head by a horse just once would solve a lot of problems for me

[gabriel @pattinsonactor]

the superbat concept

[aspiring garfield plushy impersonator @venahteeah]

This is how I feel when I’m crying at the barn and all the horses walk up to me and stare

[aspiring garfield plushy impersonator @venahteeah]

Why are dating apps so terrible how the fuck am I supposed to not die alone? (DO NOT SAY GO OUTSIDE AND MEET PEOPLE I AM NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!!)