Nes

Registered Veterinary Technician - love anesthesia.
Avid reader, movie watcher, and general crazy cat lady. And srsly, crunchy leaves make me so happy.

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@fuggirls Trebuchet. I pronounced it like "tree-bucket"

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@alau2 Trebuchet. I always pronounced it like "tree-bucket"

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@fuggirls I love Outlander, but I love love your recaps

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@clue @amandalcormier I also had a pretty boring IUD insertion! And it has SIGNIFICANTLY helped with my horrific menstrual cramps

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@Nicole_Cliffe I once had a college roommate who studied in the bathroom. Our one and only shared bathroom. She said it was because there was no internet in there and thus less distracting. I had to knock on the door and let her know if I ever had to pee

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@mouthfullOstars It stops being funny after the 5th one...people are so awful

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I need to get this off my chest...YOU DID NOT GET A BENGAL OFF OF KIJIJI! THAT IS A BROWN TABBY.

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Just read @fuggirls Outlander recap Ballad of How Much Roger Sucks and ladies you are so right! I've read all the books and HATED whenever I had to read the chapters narrated by him. He is THE WORST!!!

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I've been laughing about this all night:
Receptionist: so your cat has been licking his penis?
Client: *shocked* we don't say that word in my house. We say dinky or peepee.
#vettechproblems

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Two cardiac arrests in last 3 days at my very slow private practice...waiting for the third #vettechproblems

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@Eden_Eats Drakes: I'm on lunch. Ask someone else

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@MariannaPinto2 Reception is:

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Hell hath no fury like...me when I'm forced into a reception shift because someone is sick #vettechproblems

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@fuggirls @MrsFridayNext Phillipa + Victoria = Philtoria...Victorippa?

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@POdVetTech Looks like she's getting an express ride to reception and follow up calls!

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It's 5 years from now. My husband and I have our first child.
Person: what's his name?
Me: Jean Ralphio
Person:oh that's interesting. Why'd you choose that name?
My husband and I in unison: BECAUSE HAVING KIDS IS THE WOOOOOORST #ParksAndRec

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Holy crap! Could you guys seriously consider...like...I dont know CLEANING YOUR DAMN CAT CARRIERS before bringing them to the vet? No cat wants to be stuck in a box that smells like pee from 20 years ago with cobwebs and oil stains all over it

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@fuggirls Is that....like...did she put her head through pantyhose for a top, and then tie the leg bits at her crotch and leave it dangling?

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Oh God. It happened to me. I bandaged a Berners tail into her abdominal bandage. Sent her home like that too. #vettechproblems

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In a new low for online reviews, our craziest client wrote our clinic a 1 star review while saying she is our clinics only black client. She is not black.