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fuck my stupid baka life

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Got locked out for 7 days for being too based please follow I created a whole new Gmail account for this

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@puspailuvtears Annie short for anaphylactic shock

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@paanipoori101 @psps_enthusiast Sank the ship you're on just to kill the captain 😭

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this is what I thought would happen when I met my then best friend + current partner of 4½ years for the first time irl

[evy 🐦‍⬛ @magpieluvr]

last time it happened to me i stopped edating 😭

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@ShaabaashKat oh 💔

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@rahulgwifey NO FUCKING WAY YOU LIKE WOLVES TOO ?:!:!:?:!

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WOLF

[✨️Valerian🦇 (MDNI) @Lesbeon_Kennedy]

Question for everyone, ignore the legality and morality of it, what animal would you want as a pet??

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@chotabachahu Thank you, this seems to be up for debate for some reason

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women are women

#trvke

[Luca @lucawya]

Misogyny check. Let your phone complete the sentence

“Women are…”

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@kebolosararara that one friend who's too woke:

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GOD IS REAL

[Apollo @jeanxvaljean]

@geophr3y Hi Geoff x. So glad to have found you on twitter as well. I adore your covers ❤️

Would you ever consider lending your talented voice to Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah, some day?

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@thepartybirb oh I'm sure, twitter user thepartybirb. I'm sure.

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@marjaumain "he" better not be Raul cus that's my man please Jolene don't take my man

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@marjaumain @yoongienthusias Wait I just realised the person you've tagged me under has me blocked on my main and I have no idea why 💀💀💀💀💀

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@marjaumain @yoongienthusias HELP MEEEEEEEE OMG AGE GAP YAOI LETS GO

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@leoperaghost @ShaabaashKat 2006 saaf saaf likha hai waha

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@leoperaghost @cocuminator how can 3 people make a baby

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@gautam1808p AHH yes I'll send

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TWEET OF THE DAY MY GOD 😭😭😭

[Kwisatz Haderach @mua_dibxusul]

@bur48690 @gayjantaparty Both are oranges, but with different degree of ripeness

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khi khi khi-ing like he isn't about to set off a massive explosion in t-30 minutes

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That fucking giggle... hes so GODDAMN cute I am genuinely going to claw my damn face off and eat it