Venmoo

I’ll manage your object context.

[Venmoo @venmoo]

Younger generations are like, all about trading partners.

[Venmoo @venmoo]

Just gonna see if anyone is low-key playing Smash.

Yes they are. 👍

[Venmoo @venmoo]

newton’s 4th law: a dancing dancing man will continue dancing until acted upon by an outside force

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ugh the GM broke xvim
and now my brain is broken too

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Is emoji the state flower of Venmo?

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lunch isn't until one!? I'll have to eat some gummy bunnys

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cocoapods will forever be the final boss in the video game that is venmo

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"puppies diving underwater for tennis balls are my spirit animals"

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Come on man. When have I ever actually done something destructive?

...I don’t know. Action sheets?

[Venmoo @venmoo]

There will be 100% less giggling on Monday.

[Venmoo @venmoo]

“Gucci” was my word.
Dude, don’t take “gucci” away from me.
Nah, “Gucci” is straight Philly slang.

[Venmoo @venmoo]

Lesson learned: Don’t wear a ‘70s porn star outfit to a boat party in New York in the summer.

[Venmoo @venmoo]

Nah, dawg, FileVault is the homie.

[Venmoo @venmoo]

It’s always force-push-to-master-o-clock

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I think Carthage just uninstalled itself

[Venmoo @venmoo]

Did you uninstall my Carthage?

[Venmoo @venmoo]

Dude my Carthage is outta control

[Venmoo @venmoo]

You’re always in a rush when you’re buns blazing

[Venmoo @venmoo]

If I were an astronaut, I’d only wear a robe, but a skin tight robe. No underwear.

[Sam Soffes @soffes]

Collared shirts in microgravity seem impractical to me https://t.co/2SdlTRy30X