paigee

don’t worry about that ♥️ philly sports

[paigee @venomous_toad]

when i was like 4 i was spinning my snake around and around and it flew off my finger and landed directly into my grandpas dinner and i thought he was gonna kill me

[Lota @wholelotame]

i loved these sand filled animal toys so much when i was little <3

[paigee @venomous_toad]

if i was in smile i would spend a night with the smiler micro dosing mdma so we could heal

[paigee @venomous_toad]

ik everybody thinks their cause is the root of all the worlds problems but i really do believe the way we treat our most vulnerable populations (children, animals) best represents the way society operates. AND ITS BAD.

[paigee @venomous_toad]

your child will continue to be a picky eater and it’ll be entirely your fault

[princess ✨ @byekhanyi]

My son (picky eater) watched me make French toast this morning and said “yuck” so I assumed he didn’t want any. When I was done he goes “I’ve never tasted French toast you know” to which I replied “and you’re not about to”
We rode in silence bc apparently I was mean. AITA😭

[paigee @venomous_toad]

horror movies work on me and i love them i get scared at every part and it’s awesome

[paigee @venomous_toad]

thomas is wearing his joe box hoodie watching joe box like it’s the nfl

[paigee @venomous_toad]

pinback is the greatest band of all time

[paigee @venomous_toad]

nonvegan leftists will say shit like a hamburger benefits society

[adrienne ♦️🍉 manato 🤤 @manatoslover]

well a hamburger actually benefits society and an ai image does not

[paigee @venomous_toad]

MIL said “you were born 70 years too late” to my antique store haul #TRVKE

[paigee @venomous_toad]

they’ve got soda options you couldn’t dream up in beloit, wisconsin

[paigee @venomous_toad]

the idea of ordering a cocktail and having no clue what it’s made of

[paigee @venomous_toad]

thomas said “uh no it’s gin and lime juice with simple syrup” and the guy goes “no it’s not. look it up”

[paigee @venomous_toad]

thomas ordered a gimlet in wisconsin and had to send it back and the guy goes “what’s wrong? it’s just olive juice and vodka” SO ACTUALLY……

[paigee @venomous_toad]

they’re not even trying

[paigee @venomous_toad]

$24 lip balm changing my life unfortunately

[twitch.tv/Limmy @DaftLimmy]

Imagine one of them fell to their death. The pressure on the other one to jump, to demonstrate their love. Cos if they didn't, social media would tear them to pieces. "I would of jumped", etc.

Yes, would "of".

That's reason enough to jump. All that "would of" shite.

[paigee @venomous_toad]

so many summer haters online if you guys all love winter so much why didn’t i see any of you outside in january

[paigee @venomous_toad]

well it’s because the food you eat necessarily involves rape

[Jerm 🇭🇹🇵🇸 @RevolverJerm]

White vegans love calling people rapists for eating some chicken.

[paigee @venomous_toad]

TRUE

[penny @xXMeatGodXx]

found god in a tomato