jaryd venske

[jaryd venske @venske21]

Dad: Why are your eyes so red? Son: I was smoking marijuana Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you're a faggot."@JedsonLeBaw5 ;)

[jaryd venske @venske21]

"@PickupIine: What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper"@JedsonLeBaw5 ;)

[jaryd venske @venske21]

"@WolfpackAlan: I'm not mature enough to have a friend named Dick."@JedsonLeBaw5. ;)

[jaryd venske @venske21]

"@PickupIine: Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.@JedsonLeBaw5 ;)

[jaryd venske @venske21]

"@WolfpackAlan: Stop calling yourself hot. The only thing you turn on is a microwave."@JedsonLeBaw5

[jaryd venske @venske21]

"@WTFCrazyFact: There's a bar in South Africa inside a tree." Let's go;) @JedsonLeBaw5

[jaryd venske @venske21]

"@Funny_Truth: Is your name Google? Cause you have everything I've been searching for."@RacciG #R'LEE;)

[jaryd venske @venske21]

I like you because I can never stay mad at you, I can't stand not talking to you and I can't stand the thought of losing you."@RacciG @Ric

[jaryd venske @venske21]

@RacciG you sooo much sexier on this Day;)

[jaryd venske @venske21]

@RacciG everyday is L D day;) Ricci Rocco G;)

[jaryd venske @venske21]

@RacciG you orange juice stingy girl;)

[jaryd venske @venske21]

@RacciG - you so amazing

[jaryd venske @venske21]

@RacciG Best girlfriend in the World:) 3000000000000:):)

[jaryd venske @venske21]

@RacciG our 300 suite;) http://t.co/om3aD79EBk

[jaryd venske @venske21]

@RacciG YTGOMD;)

[jaryd venske @venske21]

@RacciG and there's free orange juice #winning;);)

[jaryd venske @venske21]

@RacciG its the best when you have one of those days;) tasha's date friday?heard they selling nuti pani's;)

[jaryd venske @venske21]

"@BestTextMsgs: You make me so insanely happy."@RacciG ;)