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the measure of a good vacuum is how good it suck’s ur cock. the cleaning is nice feature but not mandatory ..

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Been listening to ##iceman …. gets me so sweaty knowing what Drake…. Nevermind

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@KyrieIrving Add “”Asian Anal Aces: Volumes 3-7” to that list….. .. A sobering depiction of reality nowadays..

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you have autism,, therefore you have autism … ..

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Hitler was a socialist, therefore all socialists are Hitler

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Hitler was a socialist, therefore all socialists are Hitler

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@AnneChovy2 ha! used to live on a farm….. ..the horses wouldn’t “”neigh” they would say “gay,,” the cows wouldn’t “MOO”, ,,they would say “GOO”” as in the white sticky kind…. . the sheep wouldn’t “baaa”” th ey would say “”ahhhh ,,i think I’m gay”” ,,brings back memories …. .

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@big_asswipe ahhh yes ,,sounds like my uncle ….: despite his attempts he never succeeded…… ..

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me announcing to my wife that the bull is aids free! #metgala

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@big_asswipe u must have a hearty meat sceptre….. .. we’re looking for new bulls ..

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@garyvee @briangarrett unfortunately ,, this is what my (bitch)) wife says to me about her bunghole…. ..

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centrifugal force from thrusting can expand the spine up to 5ft (uncle told me) #metgala #uncle

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give me two honey packs and i’ll stretch her out to at least 5 feet #metgala

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give me two honey packs and i’ll stretch her out to at least 5 feet #metgala

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me observing the bitcoin whales having their way with my (bitch)) wife … .#metgala

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well done! !!going to use this as outfit inspo for the me and the wife’s next swingers trip to jamaica #metgala

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pulled up looking like a menstrual clot #metgala #lenadunham

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Katy Perry? More like Katy cumshot (dick cum reference)

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Gay #metgala

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do i prime my little butt up with natural lubricant every night for my bored apes to ravage?? ?yeah… .. i guess you could say i “take crypto””

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@soby0x ha!!! tried this with my (ex)) wife ,,it’s all fun and games until she gains newfound confidence and starts vibe gooning bitcoin whales …… ..

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@bryan_johnson hey brian,, thanks for reaching out …… .. .i personally love oral sex of both varieties (cock and puss)) however ,,,half of the thrill is getting ZERO tests…. .. nothing gets my rocks off like rolling the sexually transmitted dice ….. a modern russian roulette if u will….. .

[Venture Capitalists @VentCappers]

fireplace is lit,, taxes done ,wife getting rammed by the bull….. ….. ..time to hunker down with my new favorite genre …… . ..