thingsicantsayatwork

excessive body hair, excessive hotness

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It’s been less and less fun here lately, I need a break from this gathering of the right.

Bye for now Twitter, see you when/if the facists let go of the reins.

You can find me @feldbergsarah.bsky.social

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Bill Burr is an absolute legend for this.

Roasting conspiracy theorists like Joe Rogan who want to blame the LA fires on homeless people. You can see how uncomfortable Jimmy Kimmel became as soon as he said "Free Luigi"

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@Slangdini Olive oil and balsamic with crusty bread, you say?

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@elonmusk Even the ones you don’t talk to?

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@Brew_Stew @trixiemattel Second option: show up early with a team of queens and do the grads’ faces before they walk

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@shesbonky “Dick from a bi guy
That would heal me”

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@MikeBeauvais Minty Fresh To Death

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@bjcolangelo I loved this show!

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@ThisEndsAtProm Would love to compare/contrast 1992 Dracula vs. 2024 Nosferatu

Also The Nines - no teen girls but there is a fat lady who takes no bullshit and I love her and also she’s Melissa McCarthy
Someone please unpack this movie it does so much @ThisEndsAtProm @youaregoodpod 🙏🏼

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@hashjenni You look in the mirror and say it gently with love.

Or did you mean to someone who’s not yourself? Just don’t do that.

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@ThiccStauskas Pro tip for store managers: put the sex stuff aisle beside the gun stuff aisle, then kids can go play nearby while their parents buy their sinful toys
So easy!

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@KryssyLaReina lol how much does it cost retail to look exactly like all the other basics? (Not that I’d ever pay retail)

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@WUTangKids Second best at best, Peaches is #1.
It’s right there in the script my guy 😂

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@shea_jordan Let’s go America! #StartTheSteal 😂😂😂

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@alexsteed So sorry for your loss. Sending virtual hugs and foods 💞

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@youaregoodpod John Candy is my movie Daddy (reminds me of my actual Dad so much it’s uncanny)

RIP 2 Canadian comedy icons 🫶🏻🫶🏻

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@heshsson @TheStingisBack Listen, if a man wants to call himself Muchamed Ali, goddamnit this a free country, you should respect his vishes, and call the man Muchamed Ali. ❤️‍🔥

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@doctor_cabral I know this shouldn’t matter, but he’s also infinitely more bangable. I wouldn’t touch Kyle with yours 🤢

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@Ashy_slashee Core memories of watching this movie growing up many many times
Still holds up 12/10

CAN YOU FLY????!!!!!???!!!!???? 🪱

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@alexsteed How much cum is considered Kind of A Lot? Now I’m invested.