Mommy™️

I only made this account to stay up to date with Doja Cat & read Bryan Johnson’s literotica 🤷🏾‍♀️

[Mommy™️ @venturegabs]

Rich in life because my husband is hot, my boss has the same type of ADHD as me, and my friends love Korean BBQ 🙂‍↔️💖💕

[Mommy™️ @venturegabs]

Guy added me on Snapchat and his snap score was 523k 🤡

[tasman @lildorothy_]

Sending my dentist voice memos of me grinding my teeth and giggling

[Ananya🪷 @ananya_pvtpf]

fuck her brains out so she stops overthinking.

[Mommy™️ @venturegabs]

Average knowledge of the female body from a Twitter bro

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

Isn't clitoris the guy who flew too close to the sun and his wings fell off?

[Dr Pervert @88890i]

double texting is normal you losers just dont yearn enough

[lrn @gaysianprincess]

Are we not all lustful in this motherfucker?

[stewie garlic @blvckmarloo]

twitter is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

I’m like if a hopeless romantic was traumatized but also a pervert

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

i’ll block a bitch in my mind palace

[elie @cabbitmoder]

quit your job jerk off kill everyone