Sage of Satellites

he/they
🛰⬅ these things are cool af

[Sage of Satellites @venustsatellite]

@dracula_hylics thank you, it was nice

[Sage of Satellites @venustsatellite]

I have awakened from my hibernation

[Sage of Satellites @venustsatellite]

@oldwaynehylics you don't have to be single to hate me yknow

[Sage of Satellites @venustsatellite]

@oldwaynehylics would you still hate me if I was a worm?

[Sage of Satellites @venustsatellite]

@gibbyreaI it's afternoon

[Sage of Satellites @venustsatellite]

@gibbyreaI it's night

[Sage of Satellites @venustsatellite]

boobs

[Sage of Satellites @venustsatellite]

@wormwormworm0 interesting

[Sage of Satellites @venustsatellite]

update: it dealt a great deal of damage upon contact w/ water
I guess humans were stupid af, why would you bathe with something that would probably kill you?

[Sage of Satellites @venustsatellite]

I saw some ancient writings depicting humans taking this object with them to bathe
I want to investigate this phenomenom and do the ritual as well

[Sage of Satellites @venustsatellite]

@wayn2340 I'm just being honest with you, you deserve to know the truth

[Sage of Satellites @venustsatellite]

girlfailure

[old wayne @oldwaynehylics]

@floaterwayne @waynussyspinnin im a girlboss like that

[Sage of Satellites @venustsatellite]

@oldwaynehylics @wayn2340 no, fuck you <3

[Sage of Satellites @venustsatellite]

@oldwaynehylics I AM an asshole, thanks for reminding

[Sage of Satellites @venustsatellite]

@waynussyspinnin don't care, didn't ask

[Sage of Satellites @venustsatellite]

it's time!
https://t.co/zIPNL8glKQ

[Sage of Satellites @venustsatellite]

I saw some ancient writings depicting humans taking this object with them to bathe
I want to investigate this phenomenom and do the ritual as well

[Sage of Satellites @venustsatellite]

@oldwaynehylics thats what I thought, you didn't change a bit
that's why I left you

[Sage of Satellites @venustsatellite]

@wayn2340 well your dad is a bitch

[Sage of Satellites @venustsatellite]

@oldwaynehylics do it, pussy

[Sage of Satellites @venustsatellite]

@wormwormworm0 alright, I'll try to get you some

[Sage of Satellites @venustsatellite]

I want a pet kraken
no reason, just want a cute friend

[Sage of Satellites @venustsatellite]

@oldwaynehylics just because you're bad at pull out game doesn't mean that I'm lonely