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LVX IN TENEBRIS LVCET

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echo "Tweeting to" > /dev/null

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“An idiot admires complexity, a genius admires simplicity, a physicist tries to make it simple, for an idiot anything the more complicated it is the more he will admire it, if you make something so clusterfucked he can't understand it he's gonna think you're a god cause you made it so complicated nobody can understand it. That's how they write journals in Academics, they try to make it so complicated people think you're a genius”

- Terry Davis

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Vibe coders be like

Hold your breath, make a wish.
Count to three.
Come with me and you'll be.
In a world of pure imagination

We’ll begin with a spin
Traveling in the world of my creation
What we’ll see will defy explanation

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This is how AI views "The Art of Shitposting"

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𝚎𝚌𝚑𝚘 ＂𝚃𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘＂ ＞ ／𝚍𝚎𝚟／𝚗𝚞𝚕𝚕

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Algorithm, connect me to your matrix

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That's what people think the first time they hear about Fishing Scams

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You're absolutely right, and you'll be happy.

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I'ts 2026, and you're absolutely right!

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AI Agents from the Matrix

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New follower 🥳🍾

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Is this Xitpost?

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@eduardo9b 👀

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Is anyone seeing this?

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I tried to run away from me; but, to where I went, there I was.

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Twitter -> Xitter -> X

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IM·NOT·SCREAMING·VVHEN·VSING·CAPS·LOCK·IM·IVST·VSING·OLD·LATIN·SCRIPT

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Everybody knows a couple that looks just like this:

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Tweets were 'Tweets' because of Twitter. Now that Twitter is no longer, the natural transition to X is to refer to Tweets as Xits.

And tweeting becomes Xitting.

You no longer say 'I tweeted someone', you say 'I xitted someone'.

When a Xit goes viral, it’s diarrhea.

Everything becomes a Xitpost.

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Whenever I check my aacount analytics

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You're absolutely right!