@JortsTheCat This exact thing happened to me the other night. My cat used my mouth as a landing and launching pad, and scratched my lips. He had the entire bed to himself. So rude.
I have fallen into a rabbit hole about the Orcas and apparently this all started with one Orca named Gladis who felt disrespected by a boat and it’s been up ever since
Dear New York Times,
I promise you, from the bottom of my heart, that I did not need a breaking news alert that Ryan Seacrest has been named the new host of "Wheel of Fortune."