Not Tom From Myspace

i have a bachelors degree and idk how to ride a bike

[Not Tom From Myspace @verbaliciousdef]

quit playing games with my heart

[Not Tom From Myspace @verbaliciousdef]

Fuck this shit

[Focus on the Family @FocusFamily]

Roe is reversed!

We celebrate this milestone today and applaud the six justices who have courageously and correctly interpreted the United States Constitution.

#LifeIsAHumanRight #LoveEveryHeartbeat #roevwade

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[herecomesrufus @herecomesrufus_]

@trvisXX ‼️PLEASE HEAR MADELINE’S STORY‼️

Madeline Eskins is an ICU nurse who nearly lost her life in the crowd surge at Astroworld. Her story is heartbreaking, honest, eye-opening, and beautiful. Madeline is the hero we all need in the wake of this tragedy. ❤️

https://t.co/LewZgdTQkh

[freddie marie curie @noitsjustbekah]

I will transport him and pay whatever needs to be paid, I just need to see him get inside somewhere for the winter. I’m genuinely in tears over this cat.

[freddie marie curie @noitsjustbekah]

Does ANYONE I know in the Hudson valley want to adopt a very sweet cat? He has FIV, and I will pay to have him fixed and for his first vet appointment. Please rt if you can, it’s so cold out

[Not Tom From Myspace @verbaliciousdef]

😭

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

when twins arent identical im like ok then what was the point of all that

[Not Tom From Myspace @verbaliciousdef]

Anyone else in the city of PK hear the loud ass boat horn honking repetitively in the middle of the night??

[Not Tom From Myspace @verbaliciousdef]

@lysser112 ~ I’m no Superman ~

[Not Tom From Myspace @verbaliciousdef]

COME SUPPORT ME N OTHER VINTAGE RESELLERS THIS SATURDAY!!! EXCLUSIVELY COOL FUNKY VINTAGE CLOTHES!!!!!

[Not Tom From Myspace @verbaliciousdef]

@itsquaybaybay For the record, I LOVE him and have heard he apparently smells amazing despite looking like he fell in a dumpster

[Not Tom From Myspace @verbaliciousdef]

What’s this vacation spot I keep hearing about “turkey and k-cups” ??

[Not Tom From Myspace @verbaliciousdef]

@lysser112 A WALK TO REMEMBER IS THE ONLY CORRECT ANSWER

[Not Tom From Myspace @verbaliciousdef]

@itsquaybaybay

[Sebastian Moraga @SebMoraga1896]

You guys are still complaining? Holy shit shut the fuck up already... you lost.

[Not Tom From Myspace @verbaliciousdef]

Happy thanksgiving here is a photo of the voice actor for the geico gecko

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

writer: what is the most dalmatians you can imagine?

disney exec: i dunno, 100?

writer: well get ready to have your fucking mind blown

[Not Tom From Myspace @verbaliciousdef]

@_JadeyBabyy_ LMAOOOO the struggle is real when ur a Grade A detective

[Not Tom From Myspace @verbaliciousdef]

@alix_ryekurt @noitsjustbekah ^came here to say this

[Not Tom From Myspace @verbaliciousdef]

LOL

[freddie marie curie @noitsjustbekah]

It just occurred to me that if the high girl melting into the couch commercial came out now, everyone would just be like “lol mood”