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99% of my tweets are jokes

[🍒💣🏴‍☠️🦋 @verceres]

I’m not a meme page i’m an account for real niggas

[🍒💣🏴‍☠️🦋 @verceres]

*someone anyone talks to me*

My social skills:

[🍒💣🏴‍☠️🦋 @verceres]

Another year of being single on Valentine’s Day 🤦🏾‍♂️

[🍒💣🏴‍☠️🦋 @verceres]

Friend: “So what you doing for Valentine’s Day?”

Me:

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Bitch I said I love you , not that I’m in love with you smh

[. @Notdojaaa]

Ay Mr Krabs was hitting that shit lmaoooooo.

[Aminé @heyamine]

merry christmas, i love u

[🍒💣🏴‍☠️🦋 @verceres]

When I go check under the christmas tree and find no presents

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Girl: why didn’t you introduce me to your family?

Me knowing she ain’t the one

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Me when I’m eating at the table and my relatives start coming for me

[🍒💣🏴‍☠️🦋 @verceres]

When you hear your family talking sh!t about you in the kitchen