Jed Cosby

Fan of Sports, Comedy, Good Manners, and my Wife. In my spare time, I'm working on being an Accountant

[Jed Cosby @verifiedjcosby]

“I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.”

[David Woodside @dwoodside]

@CityNewsTO Closing one of only two arteries into Toronto at any time makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. The impact and inconvenience to those trying to get into Toronto, or past Toronto from one end to the other far outnumbers those that benefit from the closure. Time to stop doing this.

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[Jed Cosby @verifiedjcosby]

I’m sure all 7 of them will be quick to respond…

[NHL @NHL]

🗣️ Calling all @FlaPanthers fans!!! 🗣️

We want to see your reactions to the Cats advancing to the Eastern Conference Final! #StanleyCup

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[Statistics Canada @StatCan_eng]

Let’s take a moment to thank the more than 399,950 registered, psychiatric and licensed practical #nurses for the sacrifices they make every day to help keep Canadians healthy: https://t.co/P1dtLsYvSL. #NationalNursingWeek #IND2023

[Jed Cosby @verifiedjcosby]

Still wondering how that’s a goal. @NHL can you get me in touch with the situation room? #LeafsForever

[Jed Cosby @verifiedjcosby]

Anywhere else on the ice they just blow that play dead for a high stick, but somehow it’s a goal?

[Jed Cosby @verifiedjcosby]

STOP DOING THE TOMAHAWK CHOP. IT IS AWFUL AND IT SUCKS.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Visiting space aliens, upon seeing humans oppress — or kill — one another over who they worship, who they sleep with, what side of an arbitrary line they’re born on, or how absorptive their skin is to sunlight, would surely race home & report no sign of intelligent life on Earth.

[Foley @NHLFoley]

Fun fact, Ivan Provorov broke his contract with his actions.

Idk how that isn’t being discussed more. Even if you hate the Queer community too (which it seems like so much of Twitter does), you have to agree that Provorov should be held accountable for breaking contract.

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

May your 2023 be filled with less gambling ads!

[Raffi Cavoukian 🇨🇦 @Raffi_RC]

be great if sustained pressure could stop the Gretzky and McDavid sports betting ad. sets a bad example to fans, especially kids. especially during games! when will 🏒 pundits speak up?

if you agree, pls RT. @FriedgeHNIC @kbieksa3 @EdmontonOilers @TSN_Sports @Canucks #Canucks

[Jed Cosby @verifiedjcosby]

Same

[David Miller T.O. @iamdavidmiller]

The Ford Government should be under police investigation. It is not possible to believe that these land speculators paid tens of millions for land that could not be developed without knowing the greenbelt protections would be removed. Criminal.

[Jed Cosby @verifiedjcosby]

This 🧵 accurately sums up my thoughts on Canada Soccer Media

[Jed Cosby @verifiedjcosby]

As long as he keeps those sideburns in check, I say fine.

[Tim and Friends @timandfriends]

Jays fans... What do you think of Don Mattingly potentially joining the coaching staff? 🤔 #NextLevel

(via @nypostsports)

[Jed Cosby @verifiedjcosby]

Did all the bozos leave? Yes. Positive result. Is this inquiry a waste of time and money? Also Yes.

[Stephen Taylor @stephen_taylor]

Do you agree that Justin Trudeau failed to meet the legal threshold for invoking the Emergencies Act?

[Jed Cosby @verifiedjcosby]

Why is this a “scene”? Parents take their kids to story time at the library. Who cares who reads the stories? Losers with nothing better to do and Joe Warmington

[Joe Warmington @joe_warmington]

Tense scene at Terryberry Library in Hamilton for the Drag Story Time event. Supporters and protesters stand off. Hamilton Police on scene

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

looking for a simple last minute haloween costume idea? why not go as the TV show F·R·I·E·N·D·S

[Céspedes Family BBQ @CespedesBBQ]

strange decision by John Schneider to go to Tim Mayza there as I'm pretty sure Kevin Gausman could have thrown splitters for another 200 consecutive pitches and the Mariners wouldn't have scored more runs than they just did