Ricky Gervais was right.
“It’s a big year for pedophile movies. Shut up. I know Jeffrey Epstein was your friend…but I don’t care…you’re in no position to lecture anyone about anything…”
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thinking about that time my friend hired an animal psychic to do a reading on her horse named delmar & she said “there’s someone he doesn’t like. they call him a sandwich?” and they could not decipher what that meant until she told me about it
bc it was me. i called him deli sub