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Pronounced Vurishuns. Founder of Paper Plate Gang

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@beansontoasti That’s not a microwave

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@itsbeerooke Blub

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@itsbeerooke That worm would be about the thickness of a dachshund if it chased you irl. (Still terrifying imo)

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Just used normal people milk. I forgot that cereal could taste so good.

My toilet has a hole in it.

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@MicaTheGr88 W

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@mayal3priv Do it

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@mayal3priv i only see a win here

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@mayalmao3 i’d rather stay inside and eat the giant variety bags of candy

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@altMocahTheG same

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@mayal3priv y

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@peachytera_ be there in 7hours 🫡

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sleeping horizontally

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@BBAYA_123 your car said PLOT TWIST

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“There’s a difference between being Dyslexic and not being able to read.”
-Some random person on cod

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@brodycr3am yo

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@bonkeddd @mayal3priv @TvRetr0 @Jakobkach i’ve never seen this man in my life, officer

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@BBAYA_123 i go just about every month for my suits

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@mayalmao3 pink ones, but shorter so they don’t get in the way while you’re on the cruise. would suck to have a broken nail on a boat

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@mayal3priv AYO LEMME IN ON THIS. OMW HOME‼️

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On my phone in the kitchen and suddenly i heard a sound of oil sizzling and something popping in the microwave next to me so i’m like OH SOMETHINGS BURNING

I sprint straight to the microwave, looking through the door to see what might be burning

i’m an idiot

i’m making popcorn