Saw Man

Musical Sawist in the Montana bluegrass music scene. A rare grass-roots art form with haunting runs and warbling melodies.

[Saw Man @verlanjesse]

There’s a good reason why saw music doesn’t involve flowy clothing.

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I still don't care for those flared trousers

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I think @MrBeast should make jerky

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Enough with this poppi nonsense

[Saw Man @verlanjesse]

Is it just me or is mustard the dark horse of the sauces? It continues to slap year over year.

[Saw Man @verlanjesse]

I like to remind new generations that I’m from an era when we made much better decisions

[Saw Man @verlanjesse]

I will not be playing my musical saw at your destination wedding

[Saw Man @verlanjesse]

Before X, I didn't know everyone hated musical saw music. Your silence speaks volumes.

[Saw Man @verlanjesse]

There’s a good reason why saw music doesn’t involve flowy clothing.

[Saw Man @verlanjesse]

One day you’re young and carefree and the next your coworker was born in 2005

[Saw Man @verlanjesse]

me: i don't appreciate you commenting on how many Hawaiian rolls I've eaten

costco: sir, please make a purchase or leave the store

[Saw Man @verlanjesse]

I finally bought a Stanley and now it’s a thing to be over hydrated. Go figure

[Saw Man @verlanjesse]

I live by only one mantra; “don’t be a part of the problem, be the whole problem.” - James Earl Jones Jr

[Saw Man @verlanjesse]

Tow trucks would be cooler if they sold tacos and ice cream sandwiches.

[Saw Man @verlanjesse]

One disadvantage of living in a small Montana town is that every year a high-powered attorney finds herself in a moral delemma when she must represent a mega-corporation that's threatening to build on land my town uses for its annual Christmas event where I play my musical saw

[Saw Man @verlanjesse]

I don’t saw trees, I saw melodies

[Saw Man @verlanjesse]

@PanderingStooge Ha, I’ll take Bearmouth over to Deer Lodge even Philipsburg :)

[Saw Man @verlanjesse]

Idea: a captcha before you post an opinion about Montanans but instead of finding bicycles, you have to correctly identify on a blank map where Drummond is located.

[Saw Man @verlanjesse]

“If I were given one hour to compose a new saw song, I would spend 59 minutes defining why it’s not the right time creatively and one minute playing a sick track”
– attributed to the Saw Man

[Saw Man @verlanjesse]

puts down phone #3WordResolution