OPHELIA TOUCH

im talking to myself mind your beeswax

[OPHELIA TOUCH @verminesk]

you can violate my boundaries twice. and then I cut off your ear and add it to my EAR NECKLACE. I feel like the EAR FUCKING NECKLACE made that clear. I don't know why you're so surprised to be earless...

[OPHELIA TOUCH @verminesk]

Not only are the blue men group blue, but they're also very greasy. Why is that part of it.

[OPHELIA TOUCH @verminesk]

I wish I could experience phases of my menstrual cycle IN ORDER

[OPHELIA TOUCH @verminesk]

Whenever my boyfriend gives a fuck about my feelings I bawl my eyes out. Which means I'm handling it really well

[OPHELIA TOUCH @verminesk]

Crows is watchin me. When I leave one of their lines of sight another one lands somewhere else in view.

[OPHELIA TOUCH @verminesk]

NOT NOW RED CROSS.

[OPHELIA TOUCH @verminesk]

@phantomfi3nd Sucks worse than death

[OPHELIA TOUCH @verminesk]

Daphnia would be a beautiful name 🦟🐞

[OPHELIA TOUCH @verminesk]

I don't know if I can experience happiness for others. I'm other jealous or ambivalent. I'm not a person

[OPHELIA TOUCH @verminesk]

My jeans feel tight. I'm going to blow up a hospital.

[OPHELIA TOUCH @verminesk]

It takes longer, it's evil, and it's optional. Why would anyone opt IN? other than too pussy to assume they have a choice in the matter

[OPHELIA TOUCH @verminesk]

Weird how ready everyone was to do facial recognition at the airport. I simply said no thank you and they were like 👍🏻 whatever come on thru. One of them actually showed me on his computer that the camera was off, as if to assure me he wasn't taking my picture against my will.

[OPHELIA TOUCH @verminesk]

I feel strangely.. relieved? I've been so anxious about getting in a car accident for so long, so sure today is the day I get my shit rocked, that when it did happen I was like oh finally. Just get it over with. Insane person thinking.

[emily may @emilykmay]

starting to think that "men and women are very different and that's a GOOD thing" is propaganda to normalize the insanity of socializing two groups of people so differently in a system where they don't hold equal power and then telling them they should partner with each other.

[OPHELIA TOUCH @verminesk]

I'm in the poop and vape room. Pooping, and vaping.

[OPHELIA TOUCH @verminesk]

While driving I find that a full beep is never necessary, a bip will do

[friad 🍉 @mykneesarebees]

kinda shot youd get in merlin directly before the stupidest shit youve ever seen

[g. @redfourd]

The hoarder’s psychology is actually really beautiful when you think about it

[A @seattleiminyou]

I think I outgrew watching porn or something. Who are these people? I don’t care

[OPHELIA TOUCH @verminesk]

Every single nurse who has ever taken my blood pressure: uncross your legs sweetie

[OPHELIA TOUCH @verminesk]

I'm imagining us curled up in a cabin together listening to the owls call. In reality I'm ripping out grass by the fistfuls