🐧

Mind your business 😏😏

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

seen a homeless guy with a sign that said "one day it could be you" so i put my dollar back in my pocket just in case that mf was right

[Manny @ma_nuel007_]

People still think footballers get paid every week 😂😂

Most times its twice a year 😂😂

[mojied @mojiedayo]

i think the worst feeling is being vulnerable with someone and realizing they don't care as much as you thought

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

I no inherit Solomon wisdom or riches but I inherit Adam sins

[kambam :P @ctrlkoa]

twitter lowkey the notes app if you’re brave enough

[Michael G🇬🇷 @Michael_Grigs26]

Nothing good has ever happened with Mazraoui on the pitch I promise you

[Mamachikoko🐓 @Mirembelj]

Now who hurt my boda guy🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

[سيدة @Ajoke__xx]

That girl is not your friend if you have done sexual activities together.

[Destry @DestryBrod]

Something amazing happened. The abandoned Pizza Hut building in my town that's been sitting for a decade just reopened.

As a Pizza Hut.

[Big Willy @bigwillySZN]

The provider male era is over

[dani💕 @luv4deee]

i can literally tell when someone is nursing me for just knacks.💔

[Nanaba Scorpee @nanaba_scorpee]

Get rich and treat women how they treat broke men.

[Borussia Dortmund @BlackYellow]

Losing 2–0 in the 60th minute but winning 3–2.

[salt_and_pepper @Louismanoraised]

I saved $8000 this year by driving without insurance FUCK PROGRESSIVE 😌

[TJ @tephlonee]

The same way Bruno is a genius is the same way he is a retard.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Maitland Niles I’ve not heard about in 10 years just arrived from nowhere to ruin my life

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

that guy who died from the penis enlargement. in Heaven does he have his original small penis or does he take the enhanced penis with him

[Wakkie @Big_Wakkie]

😂😂

[fimlex @fimlex2]

“I know that girl, I chop her for 2020”
Oya come chop her again for 2026 make we see 😂😂

[Uchenna. @Favour_Ogazi]

Money buys a lot of extremely underrated things. Convenience. Time. Options. Privacy. Distance from nonsense.