dan vernon

UD environmental science

[dan vernon @verndaddy_]

well you aren't wrong

[paige @turnthepge]

of mice and men be like

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[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

Rip X, mac , free bobby, free young thug, drake is sus and fuck seaworld

[KB @kbnoswag]

Bartender last night politely refused to give me her number even after I tipped her 15% and persistently kept asking for it to the point where she was visibly uncomfortable. I swear nice guys never win

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

how many men do i have to sleep with for my vagina to be big enough to hold a full serving of soup

[Hannah Rush @in_a_Rushh]

Issy, I completely agree with your take on college students’ discussion board responses! I, too, believe that such interactions are insincere and that they do not add value to a student’s academic experience.

[alex @mineifiwildout_]

young thug framed himself in order to infiltrate the prison system n start prison reform from the inside. Wake up people

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Inspiring! People Describe The First Time They Drank Gatorade https://t.co/B3XLCu7Dfa

[dan vernon @verndaddy_]

rELataBLe

[alex meyer @alexmeyerrr]

mac n cheese. that’s it. that’s the tweet.

[dan vernon @verndaddy_]

I really jumped into these replies trying to see people talk shit on this kid and it was all compliments 😷😷

[coley vance @ColeyVance]

shoot your shot

[alex @mineifiwildout_]

Date a girl that is cute af, watches football with you, knows how to replace the suspension on a Chevrolet Silverado, can hang clean 325 with no spotter, definitely isn’t a guy, and can also shotgun beers like her ass is in a damn fraternity. Also she’s not a guy i like girls

[Caution @NyckCaution]

I keep seeing all these X tributes at shows, how come no ones done floor 555? That shit goes fuckin crazy

[dan vernon @verndaddy_]

Delaware pic boutta be small as shit

[KB @kbnoswag]

Which Zodiac Sign Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign?

ARIES: Libra

You have visible facial features, including (but not limited to) two eyes and a mouth. You have a tendency to prefer pleasure over discomfort. At night, you attempt to combat fatigue with sleep. You are a Libra

[Sabi @TatieSabi]

How people who can’t mind their business pull up on you in the dining hall.

[KB @kbnoswag]

I tried this and now I’m at Denny’s with her and the guy she had sex with last night