Mattholomew

Public transport user, comedy lover, general observer. Easily distracted by shiny things. Opinions are my own.

[Mattholomew @vernilla3972]

Loving the famous 4.07am local fireworks

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If you liked it, then you should've put a bid on it?

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Poor dude ran out of air

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This seems ominous. I didn't do anything wrong, I swear!

@TransportforNSW can I please stay a little bit longer... at least until my stop?

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Why wouldn't you want the Hoops?
@TheClaireHooper

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No sense of irony.

@woolworths has been inundating us with marketing about hundreds of dropped prices released in conjunction with this week's catalogue.

On the same page, a half price special on a product that's increased 14% since March. Cadbury blocks are now $8 full price!

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Poor Ben

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I don't do social media updates very well, do I? I went home a week ago with 21 shows under my belt, then spent the week in bed with the flu. But I'm back to finish it off!#vernCF2025 #micf2025

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I lost my badge, and then the opening night show was postponed due time a medical emergency. Not off to a good start #vernCF25

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This is a bit of a strange place these days, and I've been pretty quiet for a while. But I'm gearing up for my 25th @micomfestival visit. Do I need a new tag? #vernCF25 #MICF #MICF2025 #silverjubilee

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I guess woolies doesn't have much confidence in our athletes?

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@GruenHQ I was excited about doing more with my day after pre-paying for parking with three si please taps on the Wilson Parking app

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Stop
Collaborate and listen

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Shout out to @aliterative with today's @wordle

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Why am I always on hold in January? Still experiencing a high volume of calls...

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Is any call centre not currently receiving a high volume of calls?

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My year of classic TV scenes coming to life continues

#TheSimpsons #ketchup #catsup

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@aspectas @huwlemmey 😬

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A lot of people would be jealous of @TomCBallard 's skin care routine. He's still looking so young!

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@rainbow_bryte @aliterative Omg I actually almost suggested Alice when we were planning the last one (that got cancelled), but I think she's right - I feel like they wouldn't get her humour

[Mattholomew @vernilla3972]

Never attempt to outstare a blind goat