Olivia

america’s next top robber barron

[Olivia @vernisanders]

gonna start a thread of public places that i’ve cried in

[sam speedy @samsaspeedy]

Oscars tn… I just know Conan is looking good

[sam speedy @samsaspeedy]

2025 OSCARS ⭐️ CUTE BALLOT FOR U

[Olivia @vernisanders]

it took 27 years but i finally have a signature eye and lip makeup look… not trying to get ahead of myself but yall better watch this space and know that i am harnessing my power in a very Serious way this fall

[Olivia @vernisanders]

cant wait to add “let’s work it out on the remix” to my lexicon of phrases that i use ad nauseam and make people think i have 1 brain cell

[Olivia @vernisanders]

returning from my twitter hiatus to report that i just learned i have a “hank hill butt”

[Kingo Stuber @LasonJawes]

.@AnheuserBusch you guys gave us bummy copies of beer. Look at this, double of the front and only one of the upside down of the back? Please make this right or else

[Olivia @vernisanders]

your words cannot hurt me i have the build of a woman who has given birth to 3 of the strongest lumberjacks in a remote polish village

[Olivia @vernisanders]

i’m so attracted to t pain

[Mary Cosby’s Bread Purse @spicykezzinnugg]

This is still one of the funniest tweets of all time I’m sorry

[Olivia @vernisanders]

me and who in burlington

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Millie Bobby Brown reveals to Glamour that she credits her feminist awakening to a visit to a psychic, who informed her that she was, in fact, a feminist.

[Olivia @vernisanders]

dion dawkins is my husband actually

[Olivia @vernisanders]

hunter s thompson, paul thomas anderson… when will it stop

[Olivia @vernisanders]

convinced i could be an nfl kicker

[Olivia @vernisanders]

maybe I should get a fuck ass bob

[Olivia @vernisanders]

bildongs roman

[Olivia @vernisanders]

my friend took a beautiful picture of me eating your cereal @KashiFoods i love being a working woman eating cereal @seriouslocation

[Olivia @vernisanders]

wait i am so beautiful…