Vernon Schlosser

[John Manis @johnmanis110]

"#youknowtheystalkingyou the drive past your house, which leads to a dead end"

[Curtis Cairns @ccairns7394]

#goseeksomehelp  if you have an erection for more than 4 hours...

[Oscar Parton @OscarParton]

#youknowtheycheating if the inbox has a password!

[Charlie Reading @charliereading3]

#relationshipsendbecause you're afraid of your own feelings

[Hector Bast @hectorbast23]

#fatpeoplenightmares waking up in a saw movie where they have to run on a treadmill for 20mins on level 6..if they stop..they die.

[Greg Grinnell @greggrin33]

make #loveinthewild

[Vernon Schober @vschober892]

"#summerplans ? mmm...summer camp in Asturias,lounging in Murcia and and throw my book of physics and chemistry in the trash!"

[Dan Mose @danmose82]

"#Ineedtostop Trying to decide on what Horror movie to watch at night! I'm glad Netlix has a huge variety, but it's just so many movies!"

[Clyde Stanberry @clydestanberry]

#waystoirritateme steal my food

[Vernon Schlosser @vernons1005]

#waystoirritateme ignoring my text

[Vernon Schlosser @vernons1005]

#waystoirritateme touching my food without asking

[Vernon Schlosser @vernons1005]

#waystoirritateme stop textng in the middle of an intense conversation!!! No wait...I do that. lol

[Vernon Gaudreau @vgaudreau064]

#ineedtostop thinking she'll open up her eyes and be with me

[Travis Southern @tsouthern008]

"#1ThingICantStand someone who's hating on Selena for dating Justin. Sure, go lock yourself and sing That's Should Be Me loudly. ENJOY."

[Ronald Rubio @rrubio2344]

"Our biggest fear is not that we are inadequate, its that we're powerful beyond measure. #basketballquotes"

[Alexander Yung @alexanderyung36]

"#relationshipkillers life, jealously, my swag"

[Clyde Heston @clydeheston44]

Cant ever get enough of it #netflix 

[Dan Schram @dshram0031]

#wordsthatdescribeme.....feisty....

[Ricardo Poor @RicardoPoor]

#wakemeupwhen The house is on fire.

[Pedro Surface @psurfacei390]

#imhappiestwhen I'm watching The Office