Vern Rumsey

If I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the morning, I’d hammer in the evening, I’d hammer all over this land.

[Vern Rumsey @vernrumsey]

@kristenschaaled Pre-voted. The day after the ballot arrived in the mail. Vote! Vote! Vote!!!!

[Vern Rumsey @vernrumsey]

I love how trump talks about how we need to do something about all the hate in the US and around the world when he spews more hate than most any one specific person that I can think of.

[Vern Rumsey @vernrumsey]

I hope our kids vote these old, white, disconnected from real people dickheads out of office. When was this douche born? 1876?
Mitch McConnell Blames the Poor for Trump’s Trillion-Dollar Deficit - Vanity Fair https://t.co/zkdIFAZnOK

[Vern Rumsey @vernrumsey]

Unfortunately they’re also terrifying because they think they are smart.

[Vern Rumsey @vernrumsey]

This administration is so easy to make fun of that all you have to do is read the news.
Ivanka Trump Misquoted Socrates and Twitter is Having a Field Day - https://t.co/yYyqj4QCvu

[Vern Rumsey @vernrumsey]

No food, no FEMA: Hurricane Michael’s survivors are furious - The Daily Beast https://t.co/dItk3PDKHP Good job Trump. Great to see how well you deal with natural disasters. You truest are the best at everything, asshole: @realDonaldTrump

[Vern Rumsey @vernrumsey]

@StephenAtHome go to burning man and report!! 😂

[Vern Rumsey @vernrumsey]

@StephenAtHome I buy your books and have for years because you are a stand up man. I know you help people. Women, blacks, LGBTQ, you stand up against asshole white American men.
I appreciate you and wrote a final on you in college when you and John were doing the Daily Show.

[Vern Rumsey @vernrumsey]

@StephenAtHome for President 2020. https://t.co/mDA0sr8Udw for VP

[Vern Rumsey @vernrumsey]

@realDonaldTrump We shouldn’t have rapists on the Supreme Court. We also shouldn’t have them in the White House.

[Vern Rumsey @vernrumsey]

@realDonaldTrump Due process will make you show your tax returns. You’re making due process a joke.

[Vern Rumsey @vernrumsey]

@exfkaty There is a man in W. VA who is featured in Fahrenheit 11/9.
He voted for trump and is now running against him. I don’t know if I completely agree with his politics, but rural US needs to stand up. I can only do so much living in a liberal city.

[Vern Rumsey @vernrumsey]

@sue_luetta @MrChew3131 @DonaldJTrumpJr I think the sad thing is women not believing women.

[Vern Rumsey @vernrumsey]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Didn’t W do cocaine?
Being a rapist who would have the power to make women’s health decisions makes him unfit for this job.

[Vern Rumsey @vernrumsey]

@realDonaldTrump SNL is funnier now than it has been in years.

[Vern Rumsey @vernrumsey]

@brothertooth Well put. Well put, sir.

[Vern Rumsey @vernrumsey]

@realDonaldTrump You must be a hell of a contortionist to be able to blow this much smoke up your own ass all the time.

[Vern Rumsey @vernrumsey]

@MrJonCryer Wed be lucky if it were only a seal with an octopus! 😀

[Vern Rumsey @vernrumsey]

@realDonaldTrump Is your line of Trump MAGA shit included in your tariffs or is that exempt?

[Vern Rumsey @vernrumsey]

@IvankaTrump @WorldBank @JimYongKim @ConcordiaSummit @POTUS “I’m, like, for women and other things that, like, have to do with women. I think, like, women are, like, people. My dad, like, loves women”