Veqonica Scheqmeqhoqn

I like eating oranges in the shower

[Veqonica Scheqmeqhoqn @veronica_ailene]

Surprise from the most honest procrastinator of the class of 2017: I still haven't picked up my diploma

[Veqonica Scheqmeqhoqn @veronica_ailene]

Update: I got the college one but I think I’ve already lost it...

[Veqonica Scheqmeqhoqn @veronica_ailene]

Surprise from the most honest procrastinator of the class of 2017: I still haven't picked up my diploma

[Veqonica Scheqmeqhoqn @veronica_ailene]

I low key wanna do tequila shots with the fam this Easter, they need to know who the big dawg is

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@Jacobschermie Only offense when you hit the workers in their legs with bowling balls

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

venmo a woman $500 today

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@jimmyjohns you’re 3 blocks away from me and I ordered my food 30 minutes ago but I have no sandwich #notsofreaky #istillloveyou

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Nobody:

Midwesterners: i can’t wait for our first big thunderstorm

[Veqonica Scheqmeqhoqn @veronica_ailene]

Not me giving myself whiplash because I drove the automatic instead of the manual car 😅

[Veqonica Scheqmeqhoqn @veronica_ailene]

We love a Midwest queen with a big truck @kylie_adden

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@BryseYoung You weren’t even in class today

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Sometimes I say I don’t know what’s going on in order to make other people feel comfortable, but what if everyone is doing that and we all actually DO know what’s going on sometimes...

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@MackAttack0246 @Jacobschermie When worlds collide 🤩

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@HastingsSB19 @kylie_adden Loving the groutfit

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The sexual tension between me and not wanting to put my glasses on to drive

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One of the best treats in this life is trail mix with a perfect m&m : everything else ratio

[venus as a they @lgbtop]

i give everyone permission to milk my death for personal benefits if i die. idc if we’re just acquaintances, if we ever talked and i suddenly drop dead one day i want you to tell your boss you just lost a friend and take the day off. my treat

[Veqonica Scheqmeqhoqn @veronica_ailene]

I think colorados welcomes sign should say -welcome! Have you been drinking enough water?-

[stupid dumb dick lucky @Jacobschermie]

Extra pepperoni for my Healthcare plz