Saint Veronica

Things my girlfriend, Veronica, says.

[Saint Veronica @veronicathewise]

Liverpool, isn’t that like a superhero? #Deadpool

[Saint Veronica @veronicathewise]

My God, I love the Reich. #OutOfContext

[Saint Veronica @veronicathewise]

I don’t want to have to work for my meat. #BoneIn

[Saint Veronica @veronicathewise]

The fucking bible is better than this. #DodgersBaseball

[Saint Veronica @veronicathewise]

Well, distance makes the heart grow fonder. #absence

[Saint Veronica @veronicathewise]

Should we split this meat? #FamilyTime

[Saint Veronica @veronicathewise]

Dude I think Turner is so ugly, but I legit have a crush on him. #JustinTurner

[Saint Veronica @veronicathewise]

That’s not even a six pack. That’s a fat pack. That’s a two pack of fat! #Tinder

[Saint Veronica @veronicathewise]

You know what it smells like? Like people took a shit and didn’t wipe their asshole. #dodgerstadium

[Saint Veronica @veronicathewise]

I was like, “should I just take the one pill, or should I drink the whole bottle of alcohol?” #exclusivedisjunction

[Saint Veronica @veronicathewise]

Can you hear me when I dream? #wakinglife

[Saint Veronica @veronicathewise]

I think the world’s going to end in like eighty years. #prophesy

[Saint Veronica @veronicathewise]

I’m not drunk. You’re stupid. #borracha

[Saint Veronica @veronicathewise]

You don’t know what it’s like to be my kind of poor. #FreeCollege

[Saint Veronica @veronicathewise]

So this Tesla thing is a fundraiser? I’m confused. #CorporateWelfare

[Saint Veronica @veronicathewise]

I didn’t forget that he made a mistake. Everyone else seemed to. #Dozier

[Saint Veronica @veronicathewise]

I wanted a cow after that. #UCDavis

[Saint Veronica @veronicathewise]

How long is the Tour de France? Is it coming to Pasadena? #NotThisYear

[Saint Veronica @veronicathewise]

Did you watch The Sandlot? Is that a true story? #SportsJournalism

[Saint Veronica @veronicathewise]

I still have all my VH1s. #Viacomedy