Veronica Veritas

American exec living the dream in Europe. Elegant eye candy. Learning to age disgracefully. Real opinions. Real pics. Always questionable.

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I definitely rag on the USA a lot now that I’ve been living in Europe for a decade.

I promise I make fun of Europeans too.

Starting the week of 1 July, I’ll be posting daily tributes to my homeland 🇺🇸.

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@BlackLabelAdvsr Hahahaahaha huge nope. There are public restrooms you don’t have to pay for in Europe and guess what? You can’t see through the gaps and the vast majority of the locks aren’t broken. Oh yeah, also someone actually cleans them.

You’re very funnny tho. 😂

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@reallyoptimized I have gotten more used to it, but I swear so many nights I lay awake, covered in sweat, looking at my European partner, sleeping peaceful barely glowing. They’re used to it? Now when I visit the USA I’m FREEZING when I go inside in summer.

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@elonmusk Call me crazy but I definitely don’t think pedos or murderers deserve to live.

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@EdwarRoque7788 @T1906S @omoluabi1sq How is wearing a thong bikini causing the collapse of Europe exactly ?

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@DaddyCreampies @omoluabi1sq You spelled condescending wrong 😂 and don’t worry, I will 😘

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@Globalstats11 I had an ex boyfriend visit me from Spain and genuinely asked if he could drink tap water in the USA. He’d seen a lot of media coverage on Flint.

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@lexcroucher I mean I think the original idea was Europeans not Brits. 😂😜

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@80s_Kidz Add a little cinnamon and pour some sugar on me! Delicious

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@kirawontmiss And AC settings are like 80 degrees 🥵

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@violettmae_ Every body is a bikini body, girl!!

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@mandolinaes I mean… Spaniards are chill AF and definitely take a midday….break let’s call it

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@vamp1bella Tinto de verano yummmmm

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Pool day with the babes. Pool is open 1130 - 2200. I feel like this is quite different in USA, right?

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@JackerLamp @MensHumor lol I wouldn’t bring my friend on a tinder date that’s for sure. You’re cute 😘

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@WholesomeMeme Otter pops!? Grape. Red. Pink. Then the rest are a tie for last.

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@thelostp0et Ok poet! Damn! 😍

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@_Nwa_igwe @watchworth_ It’s exhausting when you’re also the emotional support system, organiser, house manager etc. Girl I feel you. ❤️

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@short_movies1 @watchworth_ How many people going to ask the title? 😂🙈