vero 🧛🏻‍♀️

goodmorning starshine ✨

[vero 🧛🏻‍♀️ @veroocamacho]

can i hear a little commotion from twitter too 👂

[𝘼𝙗𝙙𝙪𝙡 @abdulgoncrazy]

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don't freak them out

[ྀི @hrtindica]

only freak when froken to

[miia @miiagarro]

i wish there was a more intense way to express my emotions than crying. i want to burst into flames

[💞 @LowkeyEnergy_]

men are 100% more emotional than women, society just likes to pretend that anger and impatience aren’t emotions.

[pamela ☁️☀️🛸 @tisthepamseason]

“you dream of my mouth before it called you a lying traitor” is one of her craziest

[mr wife @wrinklefreelee]

this may be an unpopular opinion but i see almost no good reason for cars to be able to drive faster than like 75-80 mph tops?

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

people who drive faster than me? reckless lunatics. people who drive slower than me? annoying cowards. and me? perfect, as per usual

[The Nostalgia Queen @Snow_Blacck]

MY PHONE: *on 1%*

MY PHONE: *dies*

ME:

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

december please please please be kind to me please let me get what i want please be gentle with me

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

My two year old nephew just absolutely roasted my ass. Got on a FaceTime with him and he showed me his trains and then he asked “where are yours?” and I had to admit that I own zero trains. Fucking humiliating.

[jaden💭 @BEYSCAPIST]

noah centineo has a chance to do the funniest thing ever

[Nikki Nasty @nicolerafiee]

anxiety is soooo crazy bc why do i have diarrhea cuz im scared of something that hasn’t happened yet. what purpose does this diarrhea serve evolutionary

[Samaria @samariajdavis_]

i hate when someone with adhd tell me “i’ll do it in a sec” like ho you’re lying. you’re not even gonna remember it in a sec.

[vero 🧛🏻‍♀️ @veroocamacho]

im still not over the time when my boyfriend’s dorm bathroom had mold in it, so we reported it to maintenance and they came and just painted white paint over the parts that had mold and said he was good to go 😃

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

Yeah but in the clerb, we all fam

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

let me eat something before i start drinking

[𝓝. 𖤐🧸 @luvblessingz]

i’m jealous of people who fall asleep fast, like dang so nothings on your mind lol