Was talking with one of my professors once. He said he broke up with a girl in order to pursue his doctorate. By the time he finished she was married to someone else. It was the single greatest regret of his life and he’d never forgiven himself for it
Algorithm: noticed u lingered on this pic of a frog for 14 seconds
Me: I was refilling my vape
Algorithm: got some more frogs for ya. frog freak. u like that