versace🩸

🇵🇪 ♈️ |97’| 5ft on a good day| Look at you reading my bio, who would’ve thought| Bos✈️ NJ

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

You could literally land a plane by yourself after your instructor jumps to his death mid flight and they’d still use a picture of a man

[Tyl (sounds like till) @ThatYungLad]

somewhere in America, in a state that is hundreds of miles from New York city, a man who makes $45,000/year has had his day RUINED by this news.

[G🎀 @_iMarriedPrince]

Target Circle is literally useless

[miia @miiagarro]

being a good girl got me nowhere btw, stay evil

[lady . @LadyLondon]

Oou she ate.

[versace🩸 @versace418]

@MrBeast 1,345,567.22

[sofia @skywsabreadroll]

oh she is TAKING IT

[Chris Paxton @chris_j_paxton]

$8k home robot. Closer and closer to never doing chores again

[versace🩸 @versace418]

Wait……. I see the vision

[Weave Robotics @weaverobotics]

Today, we’re launching our home robot Isaac 1.

Isaac 1 deliveries will begin this fall.

Order yours below.

[Meg @heirmeg]

i know they be fuckin fr

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

time for me to begin my annual, one woman campaign called:
TURN OFF TIMES SQUARE

[Kar @karlogan_]

Dawg on IG they asked straight men what’s the gayest thing they’ve done and a dude said he raised his hand in the club when the DJ asked who got a birthday tonight lmaooooo

[Czarina @fishontherun02]

Hi! 👋 Child of a landlord here. My stepfather isn’t using your rent money to improve your unit—that driveway is never getting fixed. He’s in Amsterdam *right now* doing mushrooms in a $600/night Airbnb.

[flex @lowkflex]

Niggas said quavo was checking every state on the weather app

[versace🩸 @versace418]

🌽If Rihanna ain’t safe from what makes you think you are?????????

[attorney @aubreysattorney]

“Thank God you ain’t know me when I was single or I would’ve fucked the shit out of you” — ASAP Rocky to a fan at his show last night

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When the coworker that isn't afraid to confront management is addressing something again

[Right Hook🌵 @lbk_enjoyer]

Not a soul has talked about the SnapBack with no brim

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

The owner of van cleef watching everyone wearing his bracelets but only 30 were sold this year

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

When he hits you with a divorce rather than kill you and the entire family.