Chainmail

[k4_nobody @k4_nobody]

“Sir -46 percent is already a historical low! But I think if we just play our cards right we mi-“

“Kill the endangered ponies."

"W-what?"

"Ban social media for everyone under 16."

"B-but sir!"

"Abolish life sentences for murderers and give all of them lighter sentences."

“S-sir… you cannot possibly go any lower! Please stop.”

“Legalize incest.”

“SIR!”

“I quit.”

[Sage @sagebored]

Jerry: She has a penis?

George: She had a PENIS, Jerry!

Elaine: So what if she had a penis?

(Kramer enters)

Elaine: Kramer, would you ever date a girl with a penis?

Kramer: I only date girls with penises

George: Really? Why?

Kramer: She knows her way around the equipment

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[Chainmail @versace_guap]

@AlberduhAntifa @build_canada “If you don’t want to create a surveillance state you are a myopic dipshit”

[Build Canada @build_canada]

You've likely seen the headlines from bills C-34, C-36, and C-22 in the media.

Each may sound reasonable on their own: protect kids online, modernize privacy, help police catch criminals.

But buried within is an emerging Digital Regulatory Superpower unlike anything Canadians have ever seen.

These bills hand one unelected commission power over what Canadians can say, what stays private, and who the state can watch.

As of today, the Federal Government is rushing to enact massive Internet Surveillance Reform into law without proper debate.

[Ethan Buchman (🐝,🦇) @buchmanster]

This is getting out of control. We have very real problems in this country and instead of doing anything about them the govt has become obsessed with building a surveillance state. This can't be allowed to pass

[danny @danxcix]

> Give 16 year olds the vote because they are historically Labour supporting
> Absolutely nuke any chances of them ever voting for Labour

Masterful gambit Sir Keir

[sandwich @sandwicchhh]

Applies to every form of art btw

[KJGD | Kingu (35/100) @KinguGaiden]

Charizard, Pikachu, Lapras and a bunch of unevolved shitmons the AI recreated an Ash Ketchum team

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Elon Musk walking into Jeff Bezos’s home:

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

This is what Odysseus and his men felt like in the cave of the cyclops

[out of context house m.d. @telyhouse]

Hugh Laurie responded to a criticism of House

[Anastasiya Paraskevova @UkrainianAna]

This "until last Ukrainian" bit is just purely russian anti-Western propaganda he is repeating here.
It was said by russian media endlessly to push the proxy war narrative and deprive Ukrainians agency, painting NATO/Biden/Macron/Johnson and the West as a responsible party for all death and suffering in Ukraine.
Even when we are cut off from American aid and the US is actively hostile to us, the America bad lefties keep pushing this line.
Yet, Hasan fans and liberals that sweep for him, keep gaslighting us with a serious face that Hasan is pro-Ukraine because he performatively said a couple of times that russian invasion is illegal, unless it's Crimea, in that case "cry me a russian river" lmao
You won't hear "until last Palestinian" from this commie anti-West illiberal cunt of course 🙂
P. S. Libs who are duped by this or are deliberately sweeping for him, you are pathetic and you deserve to lose.

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

this might be the most brutal ratio i've ever seen on this website

[Kareem Rifai 🌐 @KareemRifai]

I don't know if not allowing Hasan into the UK was the right decision, but I do know it's incredibly ironic that Hasan is now calling for liberal values after doing a propaganda tour for the Chinese surveillance state literally a few months ago.

[Kraut @The_Davos_Man]

I'd like to remind everyone that Hasan pushed pro-Russian war propaganda. That alone should be grounds to deny him entry to any European country.

[usurp tha chef @usurpthachef]

Hasan in July 2025: LOL Palestinian Action broke onto a UK RAF base and sabotaged a bunch of military planes and equipment?!? OMG SOOO BASED LETS GOOO 😂😂

Hasan in May 2025: What the hell why is it slightly more difficult now to get a visa to this country?

[Bishop 🏴‍☠️ 🇺🇦 @KBP9a91]

>Leftists trying to rally support from the liberals they’ve spent their entire career attacking

[slorple @Slorpler]

why is entering BIOS on a PC a quick time event