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no personality ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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dreamt I unveiled a new product called "JNCO slacks for corporate adults" and now I can't stop saying it to myself

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in search of a method for eating string cheese one-handed that preserves the integrity and intent of string cheese

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@MeganFritz they threw the whole school out! (roosevelt doesn’t exist and it’s just the charter school now)

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after 12 hours straight of neighborhood fireworks: save some for next year, y’all! haha.. would hate to run out! might want to quit while you’re ahead and bank some for next year!

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every day they invent a new microbiome that can be out of balance and requires expensive elixirs and ointments to fix

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love the world cup—and really any global sporting event—because my favorite genre of social media content is videos of the players just pronouncing their names

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one of the hat men is beginning to charm me..............

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sometimes the algorithm sees fit to show me videos of guys handcrafting the ugliest hats known to man and that’s my cue to put the phone down for a week or so

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if I had been playing to my strengths I would not have entered a field where I have to type the word 'initiative' so many times

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so it would appear my biggest obstacle this summer will be my neighbor who listens to AI country music

[People @people]

You Can Stream 'Billboard Dad,' 'Passport to Paris,' and Other Classic Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Movies in June https://t.co/Nl0GaQHvP1

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unfortunately have to unfollow the guy I met in rome 8 years ago because he became a bodybuilder and now I can’t open instagram without seeing his scary booty cheeks flexing in a speedo

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could only save one of two caterpillars in my garage. rip to another fallen soldier on memorial day 🫡

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say what you will about pretty little liars, but there was some incredible cell phone diversity on display

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parked all weekend in a 25-minute, metered spot and didn’t pay a dime. no ticket. “no one wants to ticket a vw bug” truthers we up!!

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65 degrees and sunny and I've already gotten two "do you have a second to hop on a quick call" messages

[horse @horseimage]

horse laying head on table with lots of paperwork and documents lazy pony office job doesn’t wanna work

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to any birds of prey looking for a tasty morsel - there's a woodpecker who comes to my house and only pecks on the metal pipe in my chimney who I think could be easily outsmarted and taken down without too much effort

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how it feels to order blinds for more than one window at a time

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sometimes the algorithm sees fit to show me videos of guys handcrafting the ugliest hats known to man and that’s my cue to put the phone down for a week or so

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I would die for slice’s

[Dives of Wisconsin @DivesOfWI]

🚨Tournament of the Taverns: Sudsy Sixteen, LET'S GO! 🚨

Day 8⃣ / Match 1️⃣

Slice's Bar & Grill (Madison)
v.
Wolski's Tavern (Milwaukee)

📝Vote in the poll below⬇️: 1 VOTE
🔄Quote Tweet this post (must name your favorite in the QT): 3 VOTES

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I say it every time but THIS really is Slice’s year 🙏🏻

[Dives of Wisconsin @DivesOfWI]

🚨Tournament of the Taverns: Round of 32, LET'S GO! 🚨

Day 4⃣ / Match 1️⃣

Slice's (Madison) v. Bobberz (Tichigan)

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🔄Quote Tweet this post (must name your favorite in the QT): 3 VOTES