kennedy

not dead yet! ✨♑️♏️♋️✨@capra_co

[kennedy @versanchie]

Summer of 2016:

[steve suckington @SteveSuckington]

Yes I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

[kennedy @versanchie]

@triflinhobitch Ahhhh so that’s why she looked so familiar

[kennedy @versanchie]

There’s a river monsters episode where one of these goes up a guys penis hole

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

This is a pearlfish, they have a special relationship with sea cucumbers

When they need shelter, they will often seek it up a sea cucumber's anus

📹 @Keeper90538583
https://t.co/GwqV0YB5lV

[kennedy @versanchie]

@triflinhobitch

[kennedy @versanchie]

@triflinhobitch Omg im thinking of the wrong dad HAHAH im thinking of Elle king

[kennedy @versanchie]

@triflinhobitch I love her dad

[kennedy @versanchie]

@CdyRnkn Hi!!!

[kennedy @versanchie]

@triflinhobitch Dairy free babyyyy hell yea

[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

Art imitates life
🎤 Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes premiered six years ago TODAY! @birbigs

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

trials I can handle, but if I encounter even one tribulation I am going home

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

i wrote about the ability to survive neglect, and how surviving is not the same as being alive.

https://t.co/JGkWjJ1mEX

[kennedy @versanchie]

time for air disasters on the Smithsonian channel! (my new fav)

[kennedy @versanchie]

The small biz game is not going well and on one hand I should be proud that it took 2 years for me to have a major setback like this but also.. it’s really not great these days (more like months)

excited for summer markets to come save the day bc I feel so defeated

[kennedy @versanchie]

@wwilliamichael They have it on the Rez and I’ll see it in some gas stations but I like Amazon cuz they’ll have 2packs on sale lol — also definitely recommend their candles! little pricey but well worth it, they like make the whole floor smell good not just the room 🤤

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: How was your field trip?

10-year-old: It was a long bus ride to get there.

Me: Was it fun once you got there?

10: I don't know. I was just thinking about the long bus ride back.

[kennedy @versanchie]

pulled an oracle card that said “a new start is coming” but I’ve been making arrested dev. themed stuff all weekend so I read “anustart is coming”