seigfried

i had a dream i got everything i wanted

[seigfried @versarchi_]

@TOOSonX The women were somewhat superficial and didn’t express themselves well but ultimately the repeated theme for a lot of them popping was that he was unable to articulate what he was looking for. He couldn’t communicate his thoughts and desires at all really which is unattractive.

[seigfried @versarchi_]

@TOOSonX He had his balloon unpopped because he saw a beautiful woman that he wanted to make baby mama number 3. Last guy that popped gave a stupid answer and looked like he’s playing for another team really.

[Alyaa @AlyaasArt]

i hope the hell we are witnessing right now encourages everyone to stop posting their kids online.

[… @Unkle_K]

When I leave the office and someone walks in the same direction as me to the train I will wanna fall to my knees and scream. Why can’t you let me have this

[ꨄ︎ @MELlSSAMICHELLE]

I love when people make room for children in public spaces instead of treating their existence as a constant burden.

[BIG BAD CHUCK ✰ @yawningemoji]

everyone knows eye contact is how you activate them

[Chude Obuaya @ChudeObuaya]

Lord, may there be a non-harmful but impactful disruption that causes mass WFH IJN

[D @_Unknown_D_]

It is not worth it to be desperate for anything. One of two things will happen, your desperation will cause you to do something that will make you miss out on the object of your desire. Or you’ll get what you desire but pay a price so high that it isn’t worth it.

[Ash @theashrb]

Shitto is absolutely top 5 condiments in my kitchen. Ghanaians SNAPPED when they made that.

[🇳🇬 @queenvictoryy]

not this elderly lady with high heels and a beatttt face at 8am eyeing me to give her my seat. Sorry if you can slay you can stand

[Maya Angelique👑 @moneyymaya]

Me using his credit card to get a housekeeper, catered dinner delivered, and a new Chanel bag for my trouble.

[LITTLE MISS VIRGOAT 💓 @LYNDEJABRESHAE]

My BD car got broken into and I just know he hates me 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[moustafa @moustafaelzay8]

i love asking 7 different ppl for advice then do what i want

[ANDY Z6 @andyzonesix]

how tall is giveon

[☪︎ @Iushwrld]

me picking myself back up because im all i got

[€ @yagitwotimes]

Y’all taking the same nigga into 2023?

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

I will never forget when all of you pretended to hate the word “moist” for no reason. You ruined that word’s entire career and for what??

[Janelle | Sports Data @itsNellzz]

This is some real shit 😭

[Dilly Hussain @DillyHussain88]

As for human rights, no country that is drenched with the blood of colonialism, selling weapons to despotic regimes, and the death and destruction caused in Afghanistan and Iraq has any moral high ground to lecture other nations on the sanctity of human life.