Jimmy Crack Corn

Lost in America. Missing and presumed dead.

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@jakescottMD You are evil. You do not realize you are evil.

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@GadSaad @EnesFreedom I draw the line at dating a woman who has bigger biceps than me.

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@jsolomonReports Gong Show

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@AboutPediatrics One of the first professions to be replaced by AI

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@LozzaFox Have you had a "caloric reflex test" yet? That's even more fun. Do you also have tinnitus?

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@SharylAttkisson Can I make you a nice meat loaf with mashed potatoes?

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@BarbMcQuade @tigers You really should employ the "Costanza Rule" for everything you say.

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@naomirwolf I feel re-traumatized. Still filled with rage. Can't seem to cry enough.

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@elonmusk I may be wrong, but I think it was King Louis XVI who first said, "social media is fueling division".

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@Flouridated @PatriciaHeaton Sorry, that's fiction. In fact, fantasy-fiction

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@DrPlantel Can't wait until you're all replaced by AI

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@ProfMJCleveland @RashidaTlaib You'd have a better chance in 11th-MI. Do you know how to play hockey?

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@TRHLofficial Can I make you a nice meat loaf with mashed potatoes?

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@megbasham I swear at my AI "playing partner" all the time. And then I feel bad.

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@naomirwolf J6 was organic. This is funded by the CCP, who seek our destruction.

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@ComicDaveSmith It will be very hard for people who have lived their whole lives as doormats, while expecting others to do the same.

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@SamaramGill Exactly. Follow the corrupt cash. There's your answer.

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@AAGDhillon @TheJusticeDept @AGPamBondi Balls. You spent more time today putting on makeup than working those cases

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@CollinRugg Need to add "might be a potential domestic terrorist" to my list of dating red flags.

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@RiseOfAlberta How 'bout an even swap for Minnesota.