monica

for a good time call: 01-800-UR MOM, she misses u

[fortunate ramen @FortunateRamen]

i be on the "make yourself extremely mad for no reason" app wondering why im mad as fuck for no reason

[Brian ☀️🌏🌘 @balail]

Artemis ii

[ned! @nedsore]

the shower is the alternate dimension where I realize I'm low on shampoo but as soon as I step through the curtain I'm transported back to this dimension where all my memories are wiped like in severance and I won’t remember i’m out of shampoo until im back in the shower

[sebastian castillo @bartlebytaco]

hydrangeas are my favorite flower so i enjoyed seeing this video and the ducks walking upon them

[Héroe de la clase trabajadora @WorkingKlassHer]

💅

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one

[csz @cszabla]

they are cooking on aesthetic levels that should be embarrassing everyone else, and doing it under sanctions

[slommy @sammichluvrrr]

girl omg i’m so bored let’s forgive ourselves

[Indie 505 @Indie5051]

La cartelera de un Cinepolis en 1998

[kendall @internetfairie]

ever since i was a little girl i have loved staying up really late hanging out with myself and thinking about stuff and things

[Dilo con perritos @DiloConPerritos]

El flow no se compra.

[? @xenomorph247]

I think this video should get sent into space it should outlive us all and be a memory of who we were

[ฅ₍^•⩊ •マⳊ @tiguroncia]

cría labubus y se beberán tu matcha

[monica @versushi]

@alexaldente @TomeyBones

[Catherine Warr @HiddenYorkshire]

sex and the ancient roman city

charlotte: i hope he doesn't get another slave girl
samantha: i need to scrape that sweat off the gladiator myself
miranda: i mean, i know he goes to the bathhouse a lot, but is it really any of my business?
carrie: biggus is leaving