Felipe Pulido

I'm super lazy. It's like regular lazy, but i wear a cape.

[Felipe Pulido @versusthedead]

@blockhim2026 @emilyjobot To be fair, he does own a basic af electric car company 💀

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Yo the WORST ppl own social media. That’s how hooked everyone is. We keep giving.

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Smells like weed.

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First trillionaire? Man let’s all go rob this foo.

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@thoughtcrime___ Snacks in the utility belt.

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@tropicaIghost Cos they were having sex in the theater?

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@hicasamadim 72

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@Lumivibes_ Twitter is a void to yell into. So yeah.

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@maggiemayyybe Just in case.

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@marknorm They knew what they were doing. It’s petty af.

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Bands. Stop just releasing singles. Grow the fuck up and drop an album.

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West seattle drivers always think they have the right of way.

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I’d rather tweet into the abyss, having no one see my posts, than to pay for a dumb ass checkmark.

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You DO NOT need your phone light to find your seat in a theater.

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My linktree would be a webMD condition I think I might have and a youtube video that is no longer available.

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If you pay for this app, you’re on X, not twitter.

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Sometimes I want a fast food fish sandwich but that shit seems so risky. Seems like a trap.

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AI centers using Saratoga water from Erewhon to cool down.

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New spotify design woulda been so clever in 2005.

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I don’t think anyone needs to see anyone’s retweets. Even tho I heart the good ones. But still.