VerseBender 💉💉💉

Mom, Canadian🇨🇦

[VerseBender 💉💉💉 @verswagon]

@laurenthehough Just ordered at a busy McDonalds with my 6yo. He’s chatting with a construction guy about 20 ft away. Then, loudly…
“Mom! He has a beard - do you love him?… oh, and he has a job!!”

3 days later, total stranger, laughing..
“I know you. You’re the one from McDs the other day”

[Nicky Allt. @NickyAllt]

Shane's funeral, now that's the way to send someone off. #RIP #ShaneMcGowan #pogues https://t.co/UdDgA2SsCV

[VerseBender 💉💉💉 @verswagon]

@NoContextHumans Conservatives in Canada and Republicans in the US.

[VerseBender 💉💉💉 @verswagon]

Conservatives in Canada and Republicans in America.

[VerseBender 💉💉💉 @verswagon]

@gator_gum Not going to lose this follower. I’d follow twice if I could.

[VerseBender 💉💉💉 @verswagon]

@shoshanahjacobs I used to live in Guelph. Any chance this house is on Edinburgh Road?

[VerseBender 💉💉💉 @verswagon]

@davidleavitt Nope. Not giving him one red cent.

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

If Elon Musk charges $1.99 a month to use Twitter, will you pay for it?

Retweet if you won’t, like if you will.

Tell me why 🤔

[VerseBender 💉💉💉 @verswagon]

@laurenboebert Plead guilty to more than that….

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

It wasn’t just the vaping.

The REAL reason Lauren Boebert was kicked out? She was groping her date’s genitals while he groped her breast.

In a theater. At a show where kids were allowed.

[VerseBender 💉💉💉 @verswagon]

@JustKingss @PicturesFoIder Move the image up and down - easier to see the outer numbers

[VerseBender 💉💉💉 @verswagon]

@PicturesFoIder 3452839

[VerseBender 💉💉💉 @verswagon]

@NoContextHumans 27 kg

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Wow, Hunter Biden has been indicted on 3 gun charges. That must mean there’s probable cause he committed those 3 gun crimes!

And if you agree, then you’d also agree that there’s probable cause that Trump committed 91 crimes.

Right?

[Jack Hopkins @thejackhopkins]

Boebert wore a dress
To show her shape
But forgot to read the rules
Saying “You cannot vape”
The usher made it clear
That she’d have to get up
As she struggled with a dress
Without an adequate cup
She fussed, and she snarled
And then she flipped the finger
The staff just smiled and said
“Just keep walking. You cannot linger!”
Once she made it outside
She starting acting real squirrelly
She grabbed her beau’s hand, and tried to do a twirly
Not once, not twice, but I think at least three
Not knowing that her stumbles
Would be viewed on national TV
Not such a great evening for this former lady of the night
She works on behalf of Putin
To get all of us to fight
When she stumbled and she grumbled, raging like a ram
One thing was clear
She doesn’t give a damn
Not a damn about the nation
Not a damn about you
She’s committed to her work
In the MAGA driven zoo
The race was close last time
She nearly lost the race
Let’s help Colorado, help her fall on her face
They can serve her up a loss, a bitter, bitter dish
As they move her ass out
And move in…Adam Frisch
He could use our help, people
He could use our help NOW
Let’s chip in a few bucks
For a BIG November “WOW!”
There’s a cost to all of us, for the things we’d like to see
So come on everyone, let’s help push out Lauren B.
@AdamForColorado can beat this woman
He’s sure as hell got a chance
And Adam knows this…
No one wants to seem him dance
Adam will do what he can, to keep his state in tip top shape
He’ll work really hard
And NEVER…NEVER..stop to vape!

[VerseBender 💉💉💉 @verswagon]

@Captaincoby00 In all honesty, it would have to be my 2005 Toyota Echo. It lasted twice as long as my marriage and it never once let me down.

[VerseBender 💉💉💉 @verswagon]

@NoContextHumans Not my problem

[Ryan Shead @RyanShead]

I’m not going to apologize for that. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[VerseBender 💉💉💉 @verswagon]

@Swiftie01 Sept to June = 10 months
Started $35k (‘92), $74k (‘05) only hit $100k in 2019
Taught Rohan Ranger 1 month after his crime (look him up)
Retired June (lol, 54 yo)
It’s not free - pay into it every pay period
What is it we do?
Why are most mediocre?
What makes a good teacher?

[Stormy Daniels @StormyDaniels]

Mmmkay! And I'm 110lbs and a virgin 😂! I'm not a scale or a doctor but I have spent some time beneath 215lb men and Tiny was not one of them.

[VerseBender 💉💉💉 @verswagon]

@Isuckatpicking Honestly, do you have a brain? Or is it currently deprived of oxygen from the smoke and fire surrounding and burning your constituency.

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@GeoRebekah @Jose_Pagliery Following….