green lady

i only tweet garbage. private: @vertebitch

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i love when people like their own posts. hell yeah brother stand by what you said

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a hobbit’s dogs never bark

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same with cows in dairy farms babe!

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y’all aren’t gonna like this but the fact that beastiality is illegal but artificially inseminating your dog with no regard for consent is legal is a thiiiin fucking line. ethical breeders don’t exist ♥️xoxo

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learning that nearing 30 means you have to spend $200 on special shoes in order to exercise

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i am not born to see the world. i leave my house for one night and it takes 7 years off my life

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my cats are best friends, brothers, boyfriends… they are allowed to do this

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@moss_breath sending you so much love ♥️

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@crocnsox jesus i’m so sorry

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i have the actual softest velvet cat on earth but he’s extremely shy and only me and my boyfriend get to touch him, it’s like my own powerful secret

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@jimdavishouse @elizamclamb she is the prettiest girl at the party

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i’m going to go ham in this lowes tonight

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@Lillfer_ DEGRASSI GROUPS

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how much do we think getting my ears pointed would effect my hire-ability….? part of me thinks some, part of me thinks not a lot of people would even notice

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@jimdavishouse i agree

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nothing that will make you feel more accomplished than taking a broken kitten on deaths doorstep and watching them survive and flourish 🥹

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tony zoomies had to go for a couple nights with my coworker as i won’t have a second person to help me feed him tomorrow, i miss him already!!!

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this 1lb man has got to be the most stressful foster cat i have EVER HAD. am i melting down at least once a day keeping up with his care? yeah! but look at his little feet. what can i say

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my little guy had buttons installed to keep his broken (as it turns out) jaw in place. if you thought he couldn’t get any cuter….

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my little guy is going to have sedated x-rays tomorrow and possibly put under to have his jaw pinned 🥺 this is a LOT for a four week old, one pound kitten, but it’s important for him. send good thoughts please

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he is going to see the vet very frequently this coming week, but i think the little guy has a dislocated jaw. xrays showed no broken bones though. and today the swelling has gone down a tiny bit and his left eye socket is opening up just a tiny bit!