red-hot mammal

sorry, I forgot what I was going to say

[red-hot mammal @VerticalKitten]

@shipsposting @lelianadelrey It’s wet. The condensation could get on your hands (wet handshake) or papers. Sipping through a straw is an annoying noise during a 1-on-1 conversation. Iced coffee is seen as a treat, a few steps below bringing a milkshake to an interview. The vibe is flippant.

[red-hot mammal @VerticalKitten]

@shelleddiva I have been realizing for a while that it might be necessary for my own mental health to break up with an autistic friend. This thread really resonated. If you have any advice and could message me I’d really appreciate it.

[red-hot mammal @VerticalKitten]

@tgifridayslor you should keep in mind that lesbians can have sex with our clothes on! sex for us really doesn’t have to look anything like straight sex. awkwardness is always a possibility but if you find the right person, you can laugh them off together. sex can be incredibly funny!

[red-hot mammal @VerticalKitten]

@saxifrage2127 I was very new to records and accidentally played Orc by Oh Sees at the slower speed, like it was a 45 and I played it at 33. I still love listening to the slow version.

[red-hot mammal @VerticalKitten]

@Jayseki The Caine Mutiny Court Martial is 100% exactly what it sounds like. A ship called the Caine got mutinied and now everyone is in a courtroom trying to figure out wtf happened

[red-hot mammal @VerticalKitten]

@normalcreature9 You knew people would expect you to give up kid stuff eventually, so you refused to let yourself indulge in loving it fully, so you wouldn’t have to go through the pain later of letting go of something you loved that deeply

[red-hot mammal @VerticalKitten]

@JustCallMeW4yne @lmao_side Standard toys have never worked on me, I need a powerful magic wand or nothing happens.

[red-hot mammal @VerticalKitten]

@androcidalfemme @evilpxssysexual the dildo was invented before the wheel 🤯

[red-hot mammal @VerticalKitten]

@passionforana @shall0wabyss @BIGPIKLIZ He is just replying quickly to all of her texts. All he has to offer is banter

[red-hot mammal @VerticalKitten]

@JamesUrbaniak I mean dick is right there in the title ffs!!

[red-hot mammal @VerticalKitten]

@fairieteeth @JacobLAtkinson I think this one was pretty big, especially after people made fun of him at first but then found news stories about how dangerous feral hogs really are and posting stuff like “wait was he right??” I’m rewatching Atlanta and there’s a reference in season 4 so it had an impact

[red-hot mammal @VerticalKitten]

@no1quippyfan my girlfriend says they are the best orgasms of her life!!

[red-hot mammal @VerticalKitten]

@TokiBaeClouds @no1quippyfan fake

[red-hot mammal @VerticalKitten]

@willmenaker @jakebrodes Have you heard the new TrueAnon? Lots of discussion of mormons, momtok and housewife-based reality TV

[red-hot mammal @VerticalKitten]

@thenanistate I feel like it should be all the fingers! Why limit yourself to two fingers? Even if you’re sky high femme and want long nails for a look, get some press ons!

[red-hot mammal @VerticalKitten]

@i_zzzzzz He also claims he has never eaten pizza

[red-hot mammal @VerticalKitten]

@Peccatorum_ @TheCainStruggle wow you can tell she’s left handed!

[red-hot mammal @VerticalKitten]

@Pastabowl26 @OhGeeJade the only unlawful reason is if you’re doing it because someone is a protected class. race, religion, sexual orientation etc. having shit politics isn’t a protected class. having blue shirts on isn’t a protected class.

[red-hot mammal @VerticalKitten]

@thetransportcr zom com for a zombie comedy

[red-hot mammal @VerticalKitten]

@StarlingSilver7 @JennaJacobin she is a lesbian, she constantly posts about trying to find a girlfriend